Talk about your day thread

[dad]

The part where the car turned into a truck was really something.

I bet it was more than meets the eye.

[bodysnatcher]

The part where the car turned into a truck was really something.

I bet it was more than meets the eye.

“Alexa, how do you spell the Transformers transforming sound?”

[spike]

Go to bed, dad.

[dad]

Go to bed, dad.

How do you know I’m not posting from my bed?

[spike]

Go to sleep, dad.

[bodysnatcher]

What if dad is asleep?

[Bammer]

It’s only 6:50pm Pacific time so people are definitely pooping in line at Disneyland as we speak.

[dad]

What if dad is asleep?

I am.

[bodysnatcher]

What if dad is asleep?

I am.

Sleep well king

[96583UP]

i am also asleep

with dad

he is warm

[bodysnatcher]

He might have a fever, be careful there’s a bug going around.

[Rangi Guy]

I had a friend ask me if I wanted to go see Dune 2 with him this coming weekend. Jokes were made about getting one of the day beds at the front of the cinema and cuddling. He just texted back to say he got us tickets, but wouldn't specify if we had seats

[96583UP]

you def have a handjob coming your way as a minimum

[Rangi Guy]

you def have a handjob coming your way as a minimum

[Ello Sailor]

Brojob! Choo choo!

[E.H. Ruddock]

What was the physical for? Is that for work?

Sorry. No just an annual health checkup

Off your own back? Is that common in the US?

When I turned 40 I went to doctor and asked for a full check up and they looked at me like I was nuts.

My healthcare is through our veteran’s affairs. They like some of us to do an annual wellness check, depending on where and when you served. It’s more of a mental wellness but while i was in i had labs done and a full physical wellness check as well

[Bammer]

What was the physical for? Is that for work?

Sorry. No just an annual health checkup

Off your own back? Is that common in the US?

When I turned 40 I went to doctor and asked for a full check up and they looked at me like I was nuts.

My healthcare is through our veteran’s affairs. They like some of us to do an annual wellness check, depending on where and when you served. It’s more of a mental wellness but while i was in i had labs done and a full physical wellness check as well

I can confirm you’re mentally unwell and I won’t even charge you a co-pay.

[Peeps]

The part where the car turned into a truck was really something.

i have the phooeymobile. my pal hong kong fuey let me borrow it

[tree_]

At dentist waiting to get two fillings done. Life sucks hard sometimes

[BurtReynolds]

He asked to borrow the money again. Same amount. A week after he gave it back. I made up an excuse (mostly true) that I spent the money on moving.