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drizzles
it don't care
sprags
sprigs
springs
not spit
Plating
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i had higher hopes for this thread
then you twinks came in and sullied it with detritus
then you twinks came in and sullied it with detritus
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No one cares about plating just make it taste good!
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to wit,
all of trag's former colleagues care about plating
it's 'the thing'
all of trag's former colleagues care about plating
it's 'the thing'
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My favorite is the brush stroke. Is it sauce, or art?
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96583UP wrote:i feel like Plating this the one exercise where the rules about food hygiene suddenly vanish
chefs are not supposed to manhandle the food about to go in the customers' mouths, i think
but when it comes to Plating
then it's game on to just start artistically sprinkling everything onto the plate, and using your pinky finger to make sure the thing you are placing with the spoon lands just right, and fuck it maybe we just grab a couple of chunks of black sea bass and line them up with a spritzy hand affect as if we are Salvador Dalí blessing their plate with artistry
thus, they can touch the food with their hands, that will soon go into my mouth
told you!
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use a spoon, mfer! 
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Plating is bullshit. It’s putting lipstick on a pig. Food is gonna taste great no matter how it’s plated. You can make a good looking PowerPoint but the content is shit.
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Is that a Farmer John plate?
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don’t FW an FJ plate. bro’s spatial recognition and color sense is unFWable.
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