The Return of Alex

[Alex]

he started it

You have a lot to learn about how RM operates these days if you want the return of Alex to be successful

i want to learn. spill the tea, sis.

[96583UP]

it is true the return of this celestial body to this galaxy may have profound impacts on the orbits of the other planets

i for one am already concerned as the board took steps to purge most of the antagonists leaving only ourselves

RM achieved a new homeostasis but now the big bang hath occurred and all alliances are in tatters

out of the ashes of the old RM a new Garbage Dump arises

full of forces so powerful it threatens to tear apart the entire fabric of RMica

[96583UP]

now kiss me you fool

[Alex]

Argo is giving me second thoughts about gay

[spike]

Alex your’re spreading yourself too thin across potential feud fronts.

[The Argonaut]

he started it

You have a lot to learn about how RM operates these days if you want the return of Alex to be successful

i want to learn. spill the tea, sis.

This is a nice board now, please be kind. Ignore bad jokes and do not spam the board with them. We will be ok. Engage meaningfully, with intention. We are all friends here and we love each other

[96583UP]

this is true

we are boring boomers now

we mostly discuss our poop

and sometimes pee

and costco

[96583UP]

and, i should say, are quite content in doing that

[96583UP]

maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know

frankly

we don't want to know

[Alex]

i seek peace, harmony, a meaningful exchange of ideas—and posting about massive dumps.

[Ello Sailor]

Don't make reference to Argo being punched in the head (repeatedly).

No jew jokes.

Gay jokes are currently under fire, but the power (bottom) of love will surely prevail.

Under no circumstances should you tell Ms. Harmless to calm down.

Never ask Trag about music production. Trust me on this one.

Jorge is the resident hot sauce guy. He needs this, so please don't encroach.

Lenny is a sweet boy but prefers to be referred to as a badass, or BA for short.

Making fun of The National and their fans is always encouraged.

Good luck!

[Alex]

Don't make reference to Argo being punched in the head (repeatedly).

No jew jokes.

Gay jokes are currently under fire, but the power (bottom) of love will surely prevail.

Under no circumstances should you tell Ms. Harmless to calm down.

Never ask Trag about music production. Trust me on this one.

Jorge is the resident hot sauce guy. He needs this, so please don't encroach.

Lenny is a sweet boy but prefers to be referred to as a badass, or BA for short.

Making fun of The National and their fans is always encouraged.

Good luck!

shit, i already broke the trag rule. the others should be doable, though.

[Alex]

and i know all about the badness of lenny’s ass

[dad]

Feel free to make fun of The National, but remember that lenny likes them too.

[The Argonaut]

You can reference punching me in the head, I'm over it

[Alex]

the National? is that the Taylor Swift guy?

[tree_]

Yeah, the "sad dad" guys

[lennytheweedwhacker]

did somebody say gay stuff

[lennytheweedwhacker]

because if you did it's not funny

[Ello Sailor]