The Return of Alex

[tree_]

we're a pack of lonely, hungry, thirsty, horny Neapolitan Mastiff puppies and alex is a full grown Lhasa Apso, entertained and pleased by us, albeit all so briefly.. perhaps we will cross paths in another several years and he will be entertained once more

Speak for yourself

ohhh i wasn't talking about me, but the RM Hivemind Collective

[Alex]

i got Bammer’d

[tree_]

i got Bammer’d

what are you doing here

[Alex]

i got Bammer’d

what are you doing here

i said it yesterday: i’m here to learn as much as i can from RM User: Tragabigzanda. anything from running a small business, to music production techniques, to the future of the GOP.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Alex]

big talk from the ice cream man

[BurtReynolds]

we're a pack of lonely, hungry, thirsty, horny Neapolitan Mastiff puppies and alex is a full grown Lhasa Apso, entertained and pleased by us, albeit all so briefly.. perhaps we will cross paths in another several years and he will be entertained once more

Speak for yourself

ohhh i wasn't talking about me, but the RM Hivemind Collective

Oh yeah those drones

[lennytheweedwhacker]

As best as I can tell, alex is either a High T Lenny or a Low T Jorge. Underwhelming considering all the fawning in his absence.

Wow

[Alex]

As best as I can tell, alex is either a High T Lenny or a Low T Jorge. Underwhelming considering all the fawning in his absence.

Wow

i don’t know which of the three of us should be the most offended. probably you.

[tree_]

Where are you from, Alex? Where do you currently reside? What's your occupation? If you care to share, some of us could learn more about you.

[spike]

That’ll send him running

[Alex]

Where are you from, Alex? Where do you currently reside? What's your occupation? If you care to share, some of us could learn more about you.

of course, tree, happy to share. i’m from Washington state and i currently reside in Atlanta. i’m a Project Manager for a consulting company. i’m divorced, no kids. one dog and one cat. i’m going to cohabitate with my partner (Ruddo’s terminology) next month. lenny will be invited to my wedding. that about sums ‘er up.

[Chris_H_2]

Where are you from, Alex? Where do you currently reside? What's your occupation? If you care to share, some of us could learn more about you.

of course, tree, happy to share. i’m from Washington state and i currently reside in Atlanta. i’m a Project Manager for a consulting company. i’m divorced, no kids. one dog and one cat. i’m going to cohabitate with my partner (Ruddo’s terminology) next month. lenny will be invited to my wedding. that about sums ‘er up.

what is your ... ahem ... stance on stall people at concerts?

[Alex]

Where are you from, Alex? Where do you currently reside? What's your occupation? If you care to share, some of us could learn more about you.

of course, tree, happy to share. i’m from Washington state and i currently reside in Atlanta. i’m a Project Manager for a consulting company. i’m divorced, no kids. one dog and one cat. i’m going to cohabitate with my partner (Ruddo’s terminology) next month. lenny will be invited to my wedding. that about sums ‘er up.

what is your ... ahem ... stance on stall people at concerts?

like people who procrastinate before leaving? i guess that’s fine.

[Chris_H_2]

Where are you from, Alex? Where do you currently reside? What's your occupation? If you care to share, some of us could learn more about you.

of course, tree, happy to share. i’m from Washington state and i currently reside in Atlanta. i’m a Project Manager for a consulting company. i’m divorced, no kids. one dog and one cat. i’m going to cohabitate with my partner (Ruddo’s terminology) next month. lenny will be invited to my wedding. that about sums ‘er up.

what is your ... ahem ... stance on stall people at concerts?

like people who procrastinate before leaving? i guess that’s fine.

stall = tall people standing in front of you

[Chris_H_2]

admittedly, that was a typo at first. but now i kinda like it.

[Alex]

Where are you from, Alex? Where do you currently reside? What's your occupation? If you care to share, some of us could learn more about you.

of course, tree, happy to share. i’m from Washington state and i currently reside in Atlanta. i’m a Project Manager for a consulting company. i’m divorced, no kids. one dog and one cat. i’m going to cohabitate with my partner (Ruddo’s terminology) next month. lenny will be invited to my wedding. that about sums ‘er up.

what is your ... ahem ... stance on stall people at concerts?

like people who procrastinate before leaving? i guess that’s fine.

stall = tall people standing in front of you

i mean, people gotta stand. no shade here. except Jorge. he sits down, always… even when he pees.

[Jorge]

Hah I got height-shamed and sent to the back of the room at the Bikini Kill concert last weekend

[spike]

trag pees sitting down. Another life hack for you.

[Alex]

Hehe