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Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
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spike wrote:Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
crack it and then jack it my dude
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Alex wrote:
spike wrote:Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
crack it and then jack it my dude
Between this poor advice and the Bottarga disaster, I’m considering foeing you.
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spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
spike wrote:Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
crack it and then jack it my dude
Between this poor advice and the Bottarga disaster, I’m considering foeing you.
before you do that, look at my AITA scenario, because I’d like your feedback.
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Alex wrote:
spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
spike wrote:Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
crack it and then jack it my dude
Between this poor advice and the Bottarga disaster, I’m considering foeing you.
before you do that, look at my AITA scenario, because I’d like your feedback.
grocery store parking lots are the personification of chaos
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spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
spike wrote:Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
crack it and then jack it my dude
Between this poor advice and the Bottarga disaster, I’m considering foeing you.
before you do that, look at my AITA scenario, because I’d like your feedback.
grocery store parking lots are the personification of chaos
i just white-knuckled it out of there just this evening.
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Alex wrote:
spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
spike wrote:
Alex wrote:
spike wrote:Emails back and forth with our contractor to get some masonry done right, cleaned out some stuff from the garage, picked up kid at school and went to a nearby park for a play date with some of her classmates. Back home on the deck now playing magnet tiles and Legos, soaking in the last of the warm sun before a rainy day tomorrow. Is 3pm too early to crack open a cold one on a Wednesday?
crack it and then jack it my dude
Between this poor advice and the Bottarga disaster, I’m considering foeing you.
before you do that, look at my AITA scenario, because I’d like your feedback.
grocery store parking lots are the personification of chaos
i just white-knuckled it out of there just this evening.
I’ll be holding my daughter’s hand in parking lots til she’s 30 if she’ll let me.
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:lol:
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the love of a good spoika does not have a price.
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got a laser pointer to try and scare away birds that make nests in my neighbor’s yard and then poop near my pool

it is green so feels like a light saber (dark side)

it has been working but the war is far from over

they need to permanently leave

may require aerial reinforcements (drone attacks)
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96583UP wrote:got a laser pointer to try and scare away birds that make nests in my neighbor’s yard and then poop near my pool

it is green so feels like a light saber (dark side)

it has been working but the war is far from over

they need to permanently leave

may require aerial reinforcements (drone attacks)
scoop up all that poop

and deliver it to your neighbors house

where it came from
(she/him/theirs)
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Bammer wrote:
96583UP wrote:got a laser pointer to try and scare away birds that make nests in my neighbor’s yard and then poop near my pool

it is green so feels like a light saber (dark side)

it has been working but the war is far from over

they need to permanently leave

may require aerial reinforcements (drone attacks)
scoop up all that poop

and deliver it to your neighbors house

where it came from
fuck that gay bird up the ass

where it poops from

and deliver your seed to its bird brain
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i should take bammer’s advice and also when i deliver it be smeared in it head to toe nude like an australian aborigine just so he knows to take me seriously
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96583UP wrote:i should take bammer’s advice and also when i deliver it be smeared in it head to toe nude like an australian aborigine just so he knows to take me seriously
when in doubt, follow bammer’s advice. bro is a fuckin pro.
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Corporate temp apartment has a record player. Should I become one of those vinyl record guys?

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BurtReynolds wrote:Corporate temp apartment has a record player. Should I become one of those vinyl record guys?

I have a choice between Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Don Williams, and Charlie Walker.
no. you move to much and records are fucking heavy.
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spike wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Corporate temp apartment has a record player. Should I become one of those vinyl record guys?

I have a choice between Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Don Williams, and Charlie Walker.
no. you move to much and records are fucking heavy.
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“a rolling stone gathers no moss” - Billy Ray Cyrus
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got up and went back to the golf course for 2 buckets of balls...my game sucks right now..frankly embarrassing..went to the store afterwards to get the daily papers and also picked up a sausage and egg breakfast burrito...stopped off at the bud hut and picked up some thc drinks
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doug rr wrote:got up and went back to the golf course for 2 buckets of balls...my game sucks right now..frankly embarrassing..went to the store afterwards to get the daily papers and also picked up a sausage and egg breakfast burrito...stopped off at the bud hut and picked up some thc drinks
now back to the course to tighten things up? Repetition, Doug.
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