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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Happy birthday ms :)
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H.B.D.M.H
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thank you folks

I'm just hanging out with Julian for the weekend, we went to the local caf for lunch, listened to Wicked and shared headcanons, got some drinks and snacks, ate curry and watched "Get Out", now I'm a little tipsy; I think we are now goinf to watch TMNT: mutant mayhem
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it's the simple things in life
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Sounds like a nice day. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday to you. :heartbeat: :mrgreen:
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A hearty happy birthday to you!
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Happy birthday to you
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thank you again xxx
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happy birthday!
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happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat:
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Sounds like you had a great one. That’s wonderful!
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I'm hungover and I have to go out for lunch with my mum today, RIP
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