I Will Walk Into Your Garden ing Thread

[Bammer]

I gave up taking care of my yard and never looked back man it is glorious. Outsourcing FTW.

[96583UP]

i just do the flowers bc i enjoy it

and then some odds n ends to make up for what the landscapers don't do, or do a poor job of

they got the new mulch in early this year which was nice

i don't trust them to care for my flowers tho

a squirrel ate one of my camellia buds on my pool chair

i set the trap i wonder if he is in there by now actually

i retired from squirrel trapping but came out of retirement today

hopefully only for one day

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you fk with my camellias i fking kill you

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going to relocate his ass to bald eagle island

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he'll have a sporting chance

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poor bastard now i feel bad for him

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

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bulbs make it easy

and choose deer resistant things

nature can do much of the rest

[Alex]

Your garden is gay.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Our Hostas are coming up all over the place. My favorite time of spring.

[doug rr]

no gardening in the for at least a year or 2
maybe I can try a tomato plant or 2 on a high rise balcony

[Alex]

mulch delivery today. the flower beds have been looking shabby.

[96583UP]

Our Hostas are coming up all over the place. My favorite time of spring.

[96583UP]

no gardening in the for at least a year or 2
maybe I can try a tomato plant or 2 on a high rise balcony

i bought a bunch of different species of tomato seeds this year

and basil

lots of types of hierlooms, but also standards like roma and cherry

cleared out a separate place for them

waiting til it gets a but warmer to plant

then will pray

bought some tomato-oriented fertilizer stuff to mix in the soil

all organic

praying

[Alex]

I got mulched deep up the ass today. Flower beds lookin’ right. I got hydrangeas peekin’ through, nandinas livin’ their best life, junipers (ground cover and skyrocket) out there chillin’, forsythia poppin’ off, lavender layin’ in the cut, and choral bells singin’ their asses off. Not to mention the ornamental onions and catmint fuckin’ shit up on the daily.

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now we're talking

lavender is a pro move

my hydrangeas have the first tiny greenery poking out too

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milkweed is thriving in random places and has attracted a monarch butterfly

i noticed what looked like it chasing / fighting another one and read that a male will circle / roam a milkweed patch and let females enter but try to chase away other males

i’ve noticed this guy basically circling for a few days now

he’s basically laid claim to the milkweed patch in my backyard

i feel like tony soprano when the ducks came to his pool

[E.H. Ruddock]

Lol we had ducks in our pool the other morning. I shooed them away.

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their poop is bad for chemical balance

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i have a newborn baby bunny in the yard now he comes and eats clovers within feet of me

i am feeling one with nature