The Landlord Thread

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I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

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They shouldn't be treated as full citizens.
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BurtReynolds wrote:They shouldn't be treated as full citizens.
I remember your Georgist leanings.
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well at least it's in the appropriate forum!
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I care about thread integrity.
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I’m an ideal tenant but I know I’m a unicorn. Good luck Alex there are some bozos out there.
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You going to be able to cover your mortgage?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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When a tenant stops paying rent for X months and the eviction court won’t get you on their calendar for like a year, would you guys consider that to be a theft/burglary situation - akin to say a pot shop smash ‘n grab?

That’s theft, no? Tenant (squatter) should be jailed, no?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:You going to be able to cover your mortgage?
:gomez:
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Bammer wrote:When a tenant stops paying rent for X months and the eviction court won’t get you on their calendar for like a year, would you guys consider that to be a theft/burglary situation - akin to say a pot shop smash ‘n grab?

That’s theft, no? Tenant (squatter) should be jailed, no?
Punishable by execution.
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Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:You going to be able to cover your mortgage?
:gomez:
You going to be able to make ends meet?
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:You going to be able to cover your mortgage?
:gomez:
You going to be able to make ends meet?
All that and then some, playboy.
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I could really use Trag’s wisdom here. Cum here and advise me, didactic daddy.
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Alex in PMs: I am a socialist!

Alex on the board: I am a landlord! Kill bad tenants!
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My kill-the-tenant comment was in jest, but I do see the hypocrisy of the situation.
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It’s not my fault that houses cost this much, SquirtReynolds.
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I’m going to install hidden cameras in the bathrooms to watch them go pee-pee.
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Alex wrote:I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.
we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck
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