The Landlord Thread

[Alex]

I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.

we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck

Bone fuckin’ tomahawk

[bodysnatcher]

Rent your place to an exterminator so you don’t even have to pay for one

[BurtReynolds]

Rent your place to an exterminator so you don’t even have to pay for one

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

[doug rr]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

[Alex]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

We must look to the open lands of Montana for a wise, capable leader.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

[doug rr]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

Uhh

[Alex]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

Uhh

I’d let a fellow Braves fan lead us.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Alex as a landlord tracks

[spike]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Amen.

[doug rr]

If we started a RM commune, who would be our leader?

spike and I have HOA president experience so dont look at us to help

Probably Jorge. He already has the personality traits.

he's too tall and would try to intimidate..somebody like biff would be good

Uhh

I’d let a fellow Braves fan lead us.

plus he's always gone on the weekend to Florida or New Orleans which gives us time to party

[Alex]

Alex as a landlord tracks

It’s a rags to riches story for the ages. Not bad for a guy who didn’t even go to a private liberal arts college.

[Bammer]

I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.

we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck

Bone fuckin’ tomahawk

What does that mean?

[Alex]

I think this topic is distinct enough from the Real Estate thread to justify a separate thread.

I’m moving out of my house next month and plan to rent it out. I’ll be moving out of state, so I have a property management company lined up. Been working feverishly to get the house in tip-top shape.

Anyone have experience with this? Anything I should know?

Doug, this is your time to shine.

we had a realtor friend find our renter..ended up being a friend of theirs so its been great..he pays 6 months up front and just signed another lease for a year..my wife stopped by to get him to sign the new lease since she's in LA this week..its the first time either of us have set foot in there for a year..place looked great..we'll give him another year or so until we sell the place and get the hell out of LA and laugh all the way to the bank..good luck

Bone fuckin’ tomahawk

What does that mean?

I think it means something like “hell yeah brother.”

[The Argonaut]

It's the same as "yeah, buddy" just a different vibe

[Alex]

Would “fuck yeah” be an adequate translation or is that a little too vehement?