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Is Travel Advice worse than Foodie-ism?

Yes
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50%
No
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38%
If it doesnt help me get clicks, it’s not worth doing
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13%
 
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why not!
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Aw yiss
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dad wrote:trad French food doesn’t look all that great.
JFC
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:trad French food doesn’t look all that great.
JFC
this one threw me for a loop as well..
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Alex wrote:Puerto Rico for five nights in May. Mostly San Juan. Attending a wedding, forest exploration, bay kayaking, San Juan Viejo strolling, and plenty of beach time on the agenda. I think I’ve scoped some good-looking restaurants, but I’m open to tips.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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and probably head to 7-11 for some smokes
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doug rr wrote:
Alex wrote:Puerto Rico for five nights in May. Mostly San Juan. Attending a wedding, forest exploration, bay kayaking, San Juan Viejo strolling, and plenty of beach time on the agenda. I think I’ve scoped some good-looking restaurants, but I’m open to tips.
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Haha moisture on tile floors yeah?
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tragabigzanda wrote:dad's gonna eat so much oatmeal when he gets home
what if the French invented oatmeal
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I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
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dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
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tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
Did you think it meant “with tartar sauce?”
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tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
I know. It was still delicious.

However, I will revert to my vegan ways upon our arrival in America.

thank you.
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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
I know. It was still delicious.

However, I will revert to my vegan ways upon our arrival in America.

thank you.
Man, I can’t wait to have it!
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sounds dangerous

aren't you scared of salmonella?
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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
I know. It was still delicious.

However, I will revert to my vegan ways upon our arrival in America.

thank you.
Man, I can’t wait to have it!
I’m excited for you, wease.

at what arrondissement are you staying?
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dad wrote:
wease wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
I know. It was still delicious.

However, I will revert to my vegan ways upon our arrival in America.

thank you.
Man, I can’t wait to have it!
I’m excited for you, wease.

at what arrondissement are you staying?
Haha! That’s funny!

Alls I know is it’s close to the Eiffel Tower and we’re gonna be walking everywhere.
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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
I know. It was still delicious.

However, I will revert to my vegan ways upon our arrival in America.

thank you.
Man, I can’t wait to have it!
I’m excited for you, wease.

at what arrondissement are you staying?
Haha! That’s funny!

Alls I know is it’s close to the Eiffel Tower and we’re gonna be walking everywhere.
traversing on foot is always a good idea..get the sole
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wease wrote:
dad wrote:
wease wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
tartare means raw meat
I know. It was still delicious.

However, I will revert to my vegan ways upon our arrival in America.

thank you.
Man, I can’t wait to have it!
I’m excited for you, wease.

at what arrondissement are you staying?
Haha! That’s funny!

Alls I know is it’s close to the Eiffel Tower and we’re gonna be walking everywhere.
Ah, okay. I think my brother-in-law stayed close to there as well.

Don’t be afraid to use the metro. It’s super easy to navigate once you get the hang of it. Google maps is your friend. Walking is great, but Paris is very spread out.
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dad wrote:I did have lamb and steak tartare, and they were delicious.

I also found it incredibly funny that there were lots of Five Guys and KFC.
Oh man the Brits love The Colonel. They’re all over Australia too.
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