Road House (2024) (and 1989, if you want)

[Ensign9]

I wasn’t expecting greatness but, my God, this is horrendous. I owe an apology to Patrick Swayze’s memory for even having bothered to watch this.

[tree_]

It's bad but the original is worse

[E.H. Ruddock]

No way tree. This wasn’t even roadhouse. This was awful

[Jorge]

Definitely not worthy of its own thread

[spike]

Definitely not worthy of its own thread

[BurtReynolds]

Im gonna watch this tonight. Very excited!

[tommy]

I ordered the original Road House on Blu-ray. It should be here by next weekend.

Ensign, maybe you should remove the 2024 from the thread title so that this can serve as a catch all Road House thread.

[BurtReynolds]

The plot makes no sense yet, so far so good.

[BurtReynolds]

Too many gen z dorks in my redneck bar movie.

[VinylGuy]

I’ll watch it but a thread for this thing? Thread are not free guys

[BurtReynolds]

Bad modern "humor" writing.

Bad guy sucks.

Not a good sign.

[tommy]

I'll probably never watch this, so I'll just adopt your opinion, Burt. Don't let me down.

[BurtReynolds]

Yeah I'll be skipping the love interest bits.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tommy]

haven't watched this yet, but I kind of feel like Jake G is hitting a bit of a rough patch. Let's go ahead and cancel him preemptively, I'm sure something will come out eventually.

The Covenant was really good last year.

[BurtReynolds]

Nothing wrong with Gyllenhaal. He's having fun here, and I enjoy looking at his rippling muscles.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tommy]

You guys are gonna have to explain yourselves when he gets cancelled

I think he's probably too big to fail.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

Heh, Conor McGregor. He's terrible.