Dark Matter: Official Album Thread

[Fattie_Vedder]

And almost in every spritzy punk song they do, Eddie is the biggest problem.

Sometimes it's just the main riff, but mostly is Ed.

Maybe young Ed was a good punk singer (I remember Speed Wash from New year's eve 1991, for example), even great, but old Ed is a bad bad punk singer. Way too many words, too fast and too similar every single time.

And he can't sing this songs live, but that's a whole other thing.

so with the caveat that spritzy punker is a term that means something different to everyone and is generally shorthand for ‘fast song i don’t like’ Eddie has some pretty great performances in this vein. WWS, Comatose, and Mind Your Manners Come to mind. Most of SBWM as well. All 5 star, tremendous songs that he generally just kills

WWS is a rock song, I don't put it in the same category. I'd say the first spritzy punk song they put on a record was Whipping. Spin the black circle is the pinnacle of PJ doing punk.

And none of the songs you name are 5 star songs, not even close, with or without Ed.

I

Agreed. There is a conflation of spritzy with punk. Those two are not the same, but naturally in PJ world they tend to overlap.

[Fattie_Vedder]

And almost in every spritzy punk song they do, Eddie is the biggest problem.

Sometimes it's just the main riff, but mostly is Ed.

Maybe young Ed was a good punk singer (I remember Speed Wash from New year's eve 1991, for example), even great, but old Ed is a bad bad punk singer. Way too many words, too fast and too similar every single time.

And he can't sing this songs live, but that's a whole other thing.

so with the caveat that spritzy punker is a term that means something different to everyone and is generally shorthand for ‘fast song i don’t like’ Eddie has some pretty great performances in this vein. WWS, Comatose, and Mind Your Manners Come to mind. Most of SBWM as well. All 5 star, tremendous songs that he generally just kills

WWS is a rock song, I don't put it in the same category. I'd say the first spritzy punk song they put on a record was Whipping. Spin the black circle is the pinnacle of PJ doing punk.

And none of the songs you name are 5 star songs, not even close, with or without Ed.

I

Whipping is absolutely fantastic though

Yes it is.

But it's not at my top of the band.

In fact, I did a list of their whole catalog according to my taste when the pandemic hit, I'm gonna take a look and see where I put it.

I'll share the list with you if you are curious.

sure

There you go. Whipping is at 75. I'd change some, but that's what was on my mind back in 2020 (pre-Gigaton). I'd put RVM, Corduroy and a couple more over SoLaT right now, but overall I'm ok with it. I did it with an explanation of every song in another forum, but it's in spanish.

1. Release
2. State of Love and Trust
3. Black
4. Corduroy
5. Jeremy
6. Footsteps
7. Indifference
8. Alive
9. Rearviewmirror
10. Yellow Ledbetter
11. Breath
12. Better man
13. Immortality
14. Even Flow
15. Hard to imagine
16. I got id
17. Daughter
18. Nothingman
19. Given to fly
20. Porch
21. Go
22. Off he goes
23. Leash
24. Garden
25. Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town
26. Dissident
27. Present tense
28. Hail, hail
29. Last exit
30. Once
31. Smile
32. Animal
33. Spin the black circle
34. In hiding
35. In my tree
36. Tremor Christ
37. All those yesterdays
38. Brain of J.
39. Nothing as it seems
40. You are
41. Not for you
42. Do the Evolution
43. Man of the hour
44. Long road
45. Insignificance
46. Light Years
47. Falling down
48. Red Mosquito
49. Wash
50. Come back
51. Oceans
52. Glorified G
53. I am mine
54. Blood
55. Faithful
56. Deep
57. Life Wasted
58. No way
59. All or none
60. Amongst the waves
61. WMA
62. Brother
63. Sometimes
64. Rats
65. Inside Job
66. Hold on
67. Low Light
68. Save you
69. Wishlist
70. Just Breathe
71. Unemployable
72. Alone
73. Habit
74. Angel
75. Whipping
76. The Fixer
77. Sirens
78. Grievance
79. Leatherman
80. Getaway
81. Who you are
82. Half full
83. Out of my mind
84. Thumbing my way
85. Unthought known
86. Why go
87. Sad
88. Force of nature
89. Thin air
90. Severed hand
91. Let me sleep (it's Christmas time)
92. Gonna see my friend
93. MFC
94. Parting ways
95. Just a girl
96. Of the earth
97. Love boat captain
98. Lightning bolt
99. Got some
100. Breakerfall
101. Yellow moon
102. Of the girl
103. Rival
104. World wide suicide
105. God's dice
106. Down
107. Infallible
108. Dead man
109. Cropduster
110. Army reserve
111. Last soldier
112. Black, red, yellow
113. Marker in the sand
114. Can't keep
115. Ghost
116. Sleight of Hand
117. Parachutes
118. Johnny Guitar
119. Education
120. Undone
121. The End
122. Pilate
123. Satan's Bed
124. Lukin
125. Bushleaguer
126. All Night
127. Dirty Frank
128. Other Side
129. In the Moonlight
130. Swallowed Whole
131. Strangest Tribe
132. Pendulum
133. Soon Forget
134. Mind your manners
135. Arc
136. Comatose
137. Gone
138. Let the records play
139. Future Days
140. Mankind
141. Around the bend
142. Evacuation
143. Big Wave
144. Green Disase
145. My Father's son
146. Supersonic
147. Push me, Pull me
148. U
149. Sleeping by myself
150. Help Help
151. I'm Open
152. Get Right
153. Santa God
154. Bee Girl
155. Santa Cruz
156. Drifting
157. Wasted Reprise
158. Whale Song
159. Don't gimme no lip
160. Aye Davanita
161. Hitchhiker
162. Sweet Lew
163. Red Dot
164. Bugs
165. Speed of Sound
166. Happy when I'm crying
168.* Pry, to
168.* Hey foxy...
169. Olympic Platinum
171.*Olé
171.* Can't deny me

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[Fattie_Vedder]

For me, part-and-parcel with "spritzy" is the heavy-handed tss tss tss on the abrasively bright hi-hat during an uptempo, major-key punk rock number. I once characterized it thusly:

Matt's hi-hat sounds like a chlamydic dick squirting out little bits of fiery peepee in those first few bars

I stand by that description, and I urge you all to consider this when talking about PJ spritz.

I’m going to go see if my pee sounds like Matt’s hi-hat. I might discover I have chlamydia.

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[Ms Harmless]

For me, part-and-parcel with "spritzy" is the heavy-handed tss tss tss on the abrasively bright hi-hat during an uptempo, major-key punk rock number. I once characterized it thusly:

Matt's hi-hat sounds like a chlamydic dick squirting out little bits of fiery peepee in those first few bars

I stand by that description, and I urge you all to consider this when talking about PJ spritz.

this is about the SBWM intro isn't it

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[Ms Harmless]

For me, part-and-parcel with "spritzy" is the heavy-handed tss tss tss on the abrasively bright hi-hat during an uptempo, major-key punk rock number. I once characterized it thusly:

Matt's hi-hat sounds like a chlamydic dick squirting out little bits of fiery peepee in those first few bars

I stand by that description, and I urge you all to consider this when talking about PJ spritz.

this is about the Who Ever Said intro isn't it

it was actually SBWM

I fixed it too late

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[stip]

Stip, can you please roughly explain where that list falls along the 5-1 star ranking system?

That’ll vary from poster to poster, but that is a fine courtesy people should add in when they post monster lists like that

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[96583UP]

For me, part-and-parcel with "spritzy" is the heavy-handed tss tss tss on the abrasively bright hi-hat during an uptempo, major-key punk rock number. I once characterized it thusly:

Matt's hi-hat sounds like a chlamydic dick squirting out little bits of fiery peepee in those first few bars

I stand by that description, and I urge you all to consider this when talking about PJ spritz.

yes

chlamydic dick

is a term of art here

[96583UP]

whale song way stronger than 158

[stip]

Stip, can you please roughly explain where that list falls along the 5-1 star ranking system?

That’ll vary from poster to poster, but that is a fine courtesy people should add in when they post monster lists like that

oh, i thought that was your own personal ranking, sorry.

haven't done one in a good while. Waiting for Dark Matter to settle

[Ms Harmless]

For me, part-and-parcel with "spritzy" is the heavy-handed tss tss tss on the abrasively bright hi-hat during an uptempo, major-key punk rock number. I once characterized it thusly:

Matt's hi-hat sounds like a chlamydic dick squirting out little bits of fiery peepee in those first few bars

I stand by that description, and I urge you all to consider this when talking about PJ spritz.

this is about the Who Ever Said intro isn't it

it was actually SBWM

I fixed it too late

ha!

sometimes I think about how a china cymbal instead of a hi-hat would have knocked that song up two stars

[tragabigzanda]

pearl jam sucks now

[96583UP]

Dave A fixes this

[Tj]

I just realized Undone is the spritz of the spritz and its not a Spritz punker. It was punted so it a punted spritzer

[stip]

Stip, can you please roughly explain where that list falls along the 5-1 star ranking system?

That’ll vary from poster to poster, but that is a fine courtesy people should add in when they post monster lists like that

oh, i thought that was your own personal ranking, sorry.

I am mostly on board with his top and bottom 20. Footsteps and I got Shit are too high, and Get Right and Speed of Sound are too low. Otherwise that looks reasonable, if not exactly mine