Lets talk about Alex

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Not much to say i guess but he could be our best poster but he cant seem to get out of his own way.

One moment you think he's being genuine, the next it is obvious he only stands to mock you.

All good stuff, right? And then he unleashes spam on the board like a child.

He needs to figure this out.

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I actually wonder if he's numbers up. That could be.
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Pretty good ratio for views/replies right now.

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i’ve got a curveball and a slider in my repertoire that haven’t been unleashed yet.
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One of the all-time greats, but coming on a bit strong right now
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Didnt enjoyed his pms at first really

Now I just don’t give a shit
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His best is yet to come.
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he's doing good.
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Alex wrote:i’ve got a curveball and a slider in my repertoire that haven’t been unleashed yet.
I can hit that grade school shit out of the park first swing..come at me
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Let's not.
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Strat wrote:I actually wonder if he's numbers up. That could be.
as bono said

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This is like when the QB of the high school football team goes off to college and comes back 4 years later thinking he'll still be popular at his old stomping ground, but his cheerleader girlfriend and all his buddies who didn't leave town have moved on from him to the next cool thing (VinylGuy)
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thats the type of guy that got a mid level management job at Chubb
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Why are you so obsessed ruddock
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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what does alex do for a living?

besides post, i mean.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This is like when the QB of the high school football team goes off to college and comes back 4 years later thinking he'll still be popular at his old stomping ground, but his cheerleader girlfriend and all his buddies who didn't leave town have moved on from him to the next cool thing (VinylGuy)
:lol:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Why are you so obsessed ruddock
Oof lenny's the one teenage girl who throws herself at the QB
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dad wrote:what does alex do for a living?

besides post, i mean.
Executive Assistant for a Fortune 500. Couldn’t get him to tell me which one.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what does alex do for a living?

besides post, i mean.
Executive Assistant for a Fortune 500. Couldn’t get him to tell me which one.
cool. what's it like posting for lenny and alex simultaneously?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Why are you so obsessed ruddock
obsessed would be spamming the board with the stuff Alex is. I'm merely curious.
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