The Dating Thread

[BurtReynolds]

stay away from those white whales.

[Alex]

I think we’re long overdue for a Coach update.

Ok sure.

I'll use nick names to keep things confidential.

The headline is that in early March I made an unforced error and screwed things up with the tall girl I told you guys about awhile back. She really dug me and I blew her off one weekend for someone else and I really regret it.

So, I apologized to her and attempted to re-establish contact with her over the last few weeks. I was totally honest with her and thankfully we are due to grab coffee this weekend to try to get things back on track. But no guarantees.

And, that's why your Coach always has multiple things happening. Lol.

1. Skinny girl. Well, we have been on and off. I don't know why I don't like her more. But, we are going out again tomorrow. I mean at this point we are basically FWB.

2. White whale. I recently reconnected with an old friend on FB who amazingly just became single after seven years. We went out once, trading text messages. We shall see. It's a long play w/ this one.

3. New girl. Too soon to tell with this one. We have only been chatting on the app. But, she seems cool and we are gonna meet up next week.

Ok, there's your update.

can you give lenny some dating tips?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right

[doug rr]

I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right

if you can't mount a TV you can't mount a babe..

[Alex]

I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right

if you can't mount a TV you can't mount a babe..

if you can’t throw a slider, you can’t get inside her

[doug rr]

I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right

if you can't mount a TV you can't mount a babe..

if you can’t throw a slider, you can’t get inside her

as the ladies run and hide, Lenny can't roll tide

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I quit

[Alex]

i’m rooting for you, lenny.

[Coach]

stay away from those white whales.

very true

[Ms Harmless]

do any of you love me?

[Alex]

i like you a lot, but love is a strong word. the only RMer i love is Lenny.

[Ms Harmless]

I'll take it

[Coach]

ok, good news, fellas.

A Saturday night date is confirmed with tall girl.

This is a great second chance to show that I am really interested in her and that my unforced error is in the past.

We are going to her favorite Italian restaurant. Picking her up in the new Tesla (ha). Will arrive with flowers of course and her favorite music playing in the car....some folk poet love thing. Gotta search my text messages.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

That's far too much work

[Anders]

I do think the pre-date flowers and her favorite music is coming on a bit strong. But who knows, she might love that.

[coptheriotact]

I do think the pre-date flowers and her favorite music is coming on a bit strong. But who knows, she might love that.

maybe pre-date print out of the poop thread and music she hates?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Just wink a lot

[Anders]

I do think the pre-date flowers and her favorite music is coming on a bit strong. But who knows, she might love that.

maybe pre-date print out of the poop thread and music she hates?

I wouldn't recommend this approach.

[wease]

Don’t fuck it up again with tall girl.

[The Argonaut]

Take her picture a lot. And use flash. This will be a night you two will always want to remember, and you will want crisp, clear pictures