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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:tommy, tell us about the time you dated that married Russian woman.
Was it dated or molested?
i don’t know. maybe we should ask the husband.
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Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:tommy, tell us about the time you dated that married Russian woman.
Was it dated or molested?
i don’t know. maybe we should ask the husband.
Do you think Oliver knows?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:tommy, tell us about the time you dated that married Russian woman.
Was it dated or molested?
i don’t know. maybe we should ask the husband.
Do you think Oliver knows?
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Update: Sat night date with Tall Girl is still on. She's going to let me stop by tonight to just say hi and break the ice.

:peace:
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Coach wrote:Update: Sat night date with Tall Girl is still on. She's going to let me stop by tonight to just say hi and break the ice.

:peace:
i've been out of the dating game for years now. is break the ice code for sex these days?
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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:Update: Sat night date with Tall Girl is still on. She's going to let me stop by tonight to just say hi and break the ice.

:peace:
i've been out of the dating game for years now. is break the ice code for sex these days?
no no

we are trying to get back together and our first official date back is Sat, but we have been talking so much I proposed like a pre-date tonight.
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Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
Coach wrote:Update: Sat night date with Tall Girl is still on. She's going to let me stop by tonight to just say hi and break the ice.

:peace:
i've been out of the dating game for years now. is break the ice code for sex these days?
no no

we are trying to get back together and our first official date back is Sat, but we have been talking so much I proposed like a pre-date tonight.
oh, okay. have fun on your pre-date, and try not to have sex.
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And try not to talk about the other women
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don't even think about other women, even if you are not having sex.
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We'll see what happens :peace:
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Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
Coach wrote:Update: Sat night date with Tall Girl is still on. She's going to let me stop by tonight to just say hi and break the ice.

:peace:
i've been out of the dating game for years now. is break the ice code for sex these days?
no no

we are trying to get back together and our first official date back is Sat, but we have been talking so much I proposed like a pre-date tonight.
What happened the first time?
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wease wrote:
Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
Coach wrote:Update: Sat night date with Tall Girl is still on. She's going to let me stop by tonight to just say hi and break the ice.

:peace:
i've been out of the dating game for years now. is break the ice code for sex these days?
no no

we are trying to get back together and our first official date back is Sat, but we have been talking so much I proposed like a pre-date tonight.
What happened the first time?
We were dating for a couple months, I was guilty of losing interest so she kicked me to the curb. Then, we started chatting again and I asked her to consider a second chance. So, here we are.
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Please, heed my advice. Take a lot of pictures of her. Use flash! Like, a lot of pictures, the whole date
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Tall Girl date went well. A nice smooch and hug at the end.

I guess we will see what develops over the next few weeks. Not sure where I stand but will have to keep playing it cool.
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Coach wrote:Tall Girl date went well. A nice smooch and hug at the end.

I guess we will see what develops over the next few weeks. Not sure where I stand but will have to keep playing it cool.

Does she know about the poop thread?
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tommy wrote:
Coach wrote:Tall Girl date went well. A nice smooch and hug at the end.

I guess we will see what develops over the next few weeks. Not sure where I stand but will have to keep playing it cool.

Does she know about the poop thread?
lol, not yet, let's see if I even see her again
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Tall Girl has distanced herself and wants to take things slow. I can't put all my eggs in that basket.

The dating continues, but I am mainly just hanging out with a few chicks who have basically become more like friends who I am comfortable around.
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Coach wrote:Tall Girl has distanced herself and wants to take things slow. I can't put all my eggs in that basket.

The dating continues, but I am mainly just hanging out with a few chicks who have basically become more like friends who I am comfortable around.
What is your goal, ultimately? Pleasure? Family? Conquest?
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tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:Tall Girl has distanced herself and wants to take things slow. I can't put all my eggs in that basket.

The dating continues, but I am mainly just hanging out with a few chicks who have basically become more like friends who I am comfortable around.
What is your goal, ultimately? Pleasure? Family? Conquest?
Long term committed relationship, but if that doesn't happen it's ok.
Just not gonna settle and will have to really click with the person.
Trying to enjoy this free time.
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