Animals Being Dicks

[BurtReynolds]

What were you doing to the snake that made it want to bite you?

[E.H. Ruddock]

I was clearing out part of the garden and didn’t see it right away. I must have startled it

[tommy]

Poor snake

[bart]

Good news - I was about to make a post about how baby snakes’ bites can be more dangerous than adults because they can’t control how much venom they use, but I looked it up and turns out it’s a myth. So you probably won’t die.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Yeah if it was poisonous i would see some swelling by now. If it was the same snake i saw earlier in the garden it was just a rat snake

[B]

Copperhead or GTFO!

[E.H. Ruddock]

I feel like if i survive this today i could live in Australia just fine

[Coach]

Got bit by a baby snake. I don't think it was poisonous, it looked like one i found earlier in the garden where i was working, but i couldn't tell because it crawled away really fast. So far no swelling and i feel ok. If you don't hear from me later, i hope the new PJ album is everything you guys hope it will be

Still alive?

[B]

Got bit by a baby snake. I don't think it was poisonous, it looked like one i found earlier in the garden where i was working, but i couldn't tell because it crawled away really fast. So far no swelling and i feel ok. If you don't hear from me later, i hope the new PJ album is everything you guys hope it will be

Still alive?

[bart]

ressssst in peace

[B]

ressssst in peace

too soon, bart.

[spike]

[BurtReynolds]

[Dev]

lol