Talk about your day thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

daft bottom paged me twice in the span of 2 minutes and I demand reparations.

I’m the fucking worst.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

[spike]

You ever have one of those days that feels like a turning point? Like seeds you planted long ago are maybe going to bear some fruit?

Take it to the Garden ing thread.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Congrats trag.

[daft twat]

traveling to seattle for the first time in 30 years. flying on a plane for the first time in three years.

i am become death

want to meet up with me and hammer for a drink?

I do. May 3rd.

[Higgs]

traveling to seattle for the first time in 30 years. flying on a plane for the first time in three years.

i am become death

want to meet up with me and hammer for a drink?

I do. May 3rd.

That's my birthday! Toast me when you are all together on that day.

[wease]

Started feeling bad about halfway thru the day yesterday and by the time I went to bed had some pretty rough body aches and chills. Have had some pretty rough diarrhea since night before last and have pooped probably 10-12 times since. No fever last night or this morning. Still have chills although I feel like I’m roasting and body aches still pretty bad. I’ll probably go in later and have some testing done.

[doug rr]

moving day...ugh...mover should be here in 30 minutes..then we all drive to the new place and move in..I hate this shit

[wease]

moving day...ugh...mover should be here in 30 minutes..then we all drive to the new place and move in..I hate this shit

Good thing you do it regularly.

[Alex]

it is said that the blissful life of the devas precludes them from enlightenment, for they do not experience suffering, and only through suffering can there be nirvana.

[BurtReynolds]

moving day...ugh...mover should be here in 30 minutes..then we all drive to the new place and move in..I hate this shit

Do you pack up your stuff before the movers get there, are do you let them do it?

[doug rr]

moving day...ugh...mover should be here in 30 minutes..then we all drive to the new place and move in..I hate this shit

Do you pack up your stuff before the movers get there, are do you let them do it?

we packed ourselves..now in the new place..boxes everywhere and we dont care right now..the tv and cable are set up, we picked up Ruebens from a shop down the street..king size mattress on the floor until the bed frame gets here..dog is weirded out

[BurtReynolds]

moving day...ugh...mover should be here in 30 minutes..then we all drive to the new place and move in..I hate this shit

Do you pack up your stuff before the movers get there, are do you let them do it?

we packed ourselves..now in the new place..boxes everywhere and we dont care right now..the tv and cable are set up, we picked up Ruebens from a shop down the street..king size mattress on the floor until the bed frame gets here..dog is weirded out

I usually take it one room per day. no rush.

[96583UP]

managed to get out for a bike ride

crazy strong wind on the ride back had to mega pump the quads

feeling a bit sore rn (in my anus)

legs also got a big workout

carbed up hard for dinner gonna prob wake up and feel hungover tmrw

looking for direction

listened to jack irons solo album

i am def not gay

wish it were warmer out

pool opened but shitshow first week

thinking about thos beans

pearl jam is fraudulent post-Dave A departure

Iran gonna bomb a couple empty Israeli outhouses and call it a day

Russia beat Ukraine

Michael Jackson was an obvious, massive pedo

i have to pee and it is affecting my mood but i dont want to get up

i wish i had enchiladas

where is the sponge?

i wish dark matter didnt suck so much and i havent even heard it yet

where do tadpoles come from?

why is water black sometimes

i wish i had a pizza

there are plenty of gumdrops at the doctor's office

i wonder if there is F1 this weekend

i am def not gay

i wish you were here with me

dancing with me

singing songs of love

eating dove body bars in silk linens

watching massengill commercials

waiting for that show with the whammy and devil things

not a numberwang

it's not a numberwang

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

[dad]

managed to get out for a bike ride

crazy strong wind on the ride back had to mega pump the quads

feeling a bit sore rn (in my anus)

legs also got a big workout

carbed up hard for dinner gonna prob wake up and feel hungover tmrw

looking for direction

listened to jack irons solo album

i am def not gay

wish it were warmer out

pool opened but shitshow first week

thinking about thos beans

pearl jam is fraudulent post-Dave A departure

Iran gonna bomb a couple empty Israeli outhouses and call it a day

Russia beat Ukraine

Michael Jackson was an obvious, massive pedo

i have to pee and it is affecting my mood but i dont want to get up

i wish i had enchiladas

where is the sponge?

i wish dark matter didnt suck so much and i havent even heard it yet

where do tadpoles come from?

why is water black sometimes

i wish i had a pizza

there are plenty of gumdrops at the doctor's office

i wonder if there is F1 this weekend

i am def not gay

i wish you were here with me

dancing with me

singing songs of love

eating dove body bars in silk linens

watching massengill commercials

waiting for that show with the whammy and devil things

not a numberwang

it's not a numberwang

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

IT'S NOT A NUMBERWANG

get them gumdrops, boy.

[BurtReynolds]

Turned the keys in at the temp apartment today. Waved at the cybertruck as I left. The owner did not wave back.

[tommy]

Turned the keys in at the temp apartment today. Waved at the cybertruck as I left. The owner did not wave back.

Poor guy. He probably thought you were mocking him.

[BurtReynolds]

Turned the keys in at the temp apartment today. Waved at the cybertruck as I left. The owner did not wave back.

Poor guy. He probably thought you were mocking him.

You'd think it would be an honor to receive a wave from a corvette owner to a non-corvette peasant.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Turned the keys in at the temp apartment today. Waved at the cybertruck as I left. The owner did not wave back.

That stinks. I'm sorry.

[knee tunes]

People are hard of seeing. Do not judge