
So bad they're good movies
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Re: So bad they're good movies
This type of character (and actor) must be eradicated from the earth.


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Finally! An accurate depiction of the cosmos! I assume the producers were killed for not parroting globehead lies!
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Re: So bad they're good movies
BMX Bandits is one of my all-time faves.
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As far as late blockbuster era garbage goes, this isn't half bad. At least it's not boring. Fairly decent worldbuilding.
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A Sir Mix-a-lot joke in an Egyptian mythology movie. Very good.
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Re: So bad they're good movies
Wow.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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hehe no
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Re: So bad they're good movies
It's better than Killers of the Flower Moon. Which I haven't seen.
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Re: So bad they're good movies
The end when he’s talking to his father then becomes king and gives that speech about being nice to each other. lol it was so bad it was awesomeBurtReynolds wrote:As far as late blockbuster era garbage goes, this isn't half bad. At least it's not boring. Fairly decent worldbuilding.
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Like I said, this is a Disney movie all the way.E.H. Ruddock wrote:The end when he’s talking to his father then becomes king and gives that speech about being nice to each other. lol it was so bad it was awesomeBurtReynolds wrote:As far as late blockbuster era garbage goes, this isn't half bad. At least it's not boring. Fairly decent worldbuilding.
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With a little less shine on the production this would have fit in well with 80’s movies like Beastmaster. I swear the dialogue was done in that style on purpose in thisBurtReynolds wrote:Like I said, this is a Disney movie all the way.E.H. Ruddock wrote:The end when he’s talking to his father then becomes king and gives that speech about being nice to each other. lol it was so bad it was awesomeBurtReynolds wrote:As far as late blockbuster era garbage goes, this isn't half bad. At least it's not boring. Fairly decent worldbuilding.
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I ain’t eitherBurtReynolds wrote:It's better than Killers of the Flower Moon. Which I haven't seen.
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Re: So bad they're good movies
The fx are bad, but it looks like they still spent a lot of money on them.
Cosmic sandworm is cool.
Cosmic sandworm is cool.
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I kept thinking the lead was Aaron Eckhart, but it wasn’t. Also i can’t believe Gerard Butler and Chadwick Boseman were in this.
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It's Game of Thrones guy.
Boseman is especially bad.
Boseman is especially bad.
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Re: So bad they're good movies
Rachel was such a babe

