Generic Alex thread #4

[Alex]

[dad]

incredible activewear if you can handle the chafing.

[Alex]

[Alex]

i had pair of these with so many pockets i didn’t even know what to do with them. there was even a place for me to slide my hammer into.

[dad]

what're u slurpin today?

[Alex]

i ordered an Orange Julius at a Jamba Juice once and got laughed out of the food court.

[dad]

i'm sorry you went through that.

[Alex]

no worries i got an Auntie Annie’s… extra cheese

[Alex]

my cousin is back in jail on trespassing charges.

[Alex]

is that a Portuguese Long Daddy?

[Alex]

it’s springtime, and you know what that means: it’s walking season. there’s nothing better than strolling through the crisp spring air, listening to the birds come alive and watching the plants bloom.

why, just yesterday, i found myself treading the path of a beautiful lake-side state park trail, entranced by the sun-dappled landscape. so much bustling wildlife. i even spotted a bald eagle nest.

please feel free to share your outdoor walking experiences here.

[Alex]

Gen Z: we love to hate them. it’s all rizz this, no cap that, mid this, bussin’ that.

but are they really all that bad? surely there’s a silver lining to the extremely online generation.

share your thoughts, good and bad, about Gen Z here.

[Alex]

there is an ongoing abuse of moderator power taking place. i’m now prepared to escalate to phase 2.

[Alex]

[Alex]

of all the birds I’ve seen in my long bird-watching career, none has impressed me more than the majestic Guadalajara’s Kookaburra. a spritely little creature, it can achieve speeds in excess of 150 mph in the air. a vital part of its ecosystem, it is a crucial predator of snakes and lizards. some scientists believe the entire lizard population of central Mexico would be triple what it is today if not for the voracious beaks of the kookaburra.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Pure art

[lennytheweedwhacker]

That’s awesome. Nature is fun as hell

[dad]

this thread has everything.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I didn’t make those posts in this thread. Mods?

[Alex]

this thread will stand as a monument to moderator overreach. credit the moderators with my vanquishing. farewell, RM.