Then Pearl Jam responded: “Brendan how was that smokin’ 2 minute jam that makes the whole song pay off!?”
Brendan: “Sorry. I’m fading out here.”
Pearl Jam: “Somebody find me an actual Pearl Jam fan to produce our albums now.”
Dark Matter Reviews
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Ultimate Classic Rock review: https://ultimateclassicrock.com/pearl-j ... um-review/
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Pearl Jam is the only band I'll spend money on.
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Metacritic page for Dark Matter is up:
https://www.metacritic.com/music/dark-matter/pearl-jam
86 is the current score based on 4 reviews.
https://www.metacritic.com/music/dark-matter/pearl-jam
86 is the current score based on 4 reviews.
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
The Independent (UK): https://www.independent.co.uk/life-styl ... 30042.html
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
liebzz wrote:Then Pearl Jam responded: “Brendan how was that smokin’ 2 minute jam that makes the whole song pay off!?”
Brendan: “Sorry. I’m fading out here.”
Pearl Jam: “Somebody find me an actual Pearl Jam fan to produce our albums now.”
We still make records to be listened to — not that everyone will listen to a record track one to twelve in a row or side A or Side B — but we still make 'em in case somebody does want to listen to it like that, that's how we make em…
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stoopid cunts made no mention of WFS
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
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Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Tommy's getting upset!oneway23 wrote:"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
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Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
The subtitle is a contradiction!oneway23 wrote:"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
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Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!
Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Or at least get a better editoroneway23 wrote:tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
A somewhat more reasonable option, admittedly.Monkey_Driven wrote:Or at least get a better editoroneway23 wrote:tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
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But far less gratifyingoneway23 wrote:A somewhat more reasonable option, admittedly.Monkey_Driven wrote:Or at least get a better editoroneway23 wrote:tommy wrote:Tommy's getting upset!Enough is enough...Let's go raze the NME to the ground!Monkey_Driven wrote:The subtitle is a contradiction!
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Appreciate the support and enthusiasm, tommy!tommy wrote:But far less gratifying
We still make records to be listened to — not that everyone will listen to a record track one to twelve in a row or side A or Side B — but we still make 'em in case somebody does want to listen to it like that, that's how we make em…
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....oneway23 wrote:"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
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oneway23
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Their staff writers might wanna go back and re-visit the catalog reviews before writing such drivel next time.igotworms wrote:NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....oneway23 wrote:"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
We still make records to be listened to — not that everyone will listen to a record track one to twelve in a row or side A or Side B — but we still make 'em in case somebody does want to listen to it like that, that's how we make em…
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
I'm pretty sure Mr. NME does handle all the reviews by himself.oneway23 wrote:Their staff writers might wanna go back and re-visit the catalog reviews before writing such drivel next time.igotworms wrote:NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....oneway23 wrote:"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
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oneway23
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Re: Dark Matter Reviews
Based on the quality of that writing, an AI drone may be spearheading the entire operation, at this point!bluestate wrote:I'm pretty sure Mr. NME does handle all the reviews by himself.oneway23 wrote:Their staff writers might wanna go back and re-visit the catalog reviews before writing such drivel next time.igotworms wrote:NME gave Binaural 5 stars in a glowing review when it was released....oneway23 wrote:"lacklustre, bluesy albums ‘Binaural’ and 2006’s self-titled snoozer"
Disregard & delete
Never heard Binaural described as "bluesy" and Avocado, for all its sonic pitfalls, was anything but a "snoozer."
Fuck these jabronis
We still make records to be listened to — not that everyone will listen to a record track one to twelve in a row or side A or Side B — but we still make 'em in case somebody does want to listen to it like that, that's how we make em…