I'm here to fart on your chest

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What do you do?

Rip your shirt open and present your chest for application
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Pepper spray the person
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Walk away and pretend it never happened
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Walk away and quietly whack off in a bathroom thinking about it
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Ask what they ate recently to get a sense of the expected aroma
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You will not - unless you are ready to pay
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I'm here to fart on your chest

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What do you do if you walk into a Wawa and someone says this to you?
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Farts are small particles of fecal matter, so this is the same as a Cleveland Steamer.
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but you can't sit in a fart and roll back and forth in it

you just fart on the chest

bam and it's out

but a fart can take many forms

could be a slow burner

could be a quick hitter

could be a classic robusto

there is a lot more to this question than you might expect
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the answer might surprise you
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You will not
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unless you're willing to pay
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thank you, poll updated
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how much would you charge?






theoretically
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96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe
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tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe
ugh that's a lot man

pearl jam concerts are expensive af

how about a pearl jam karaoke event instead
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theoretically
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Malloy wrote:making this place inhospitable to posting is really the only move left.
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get that crap out of this thread we have dignity in here
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96583UP wrote:
tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe
ugh that's a lot man

pearl jam concerts are expensive af

how about a pearl jam karaoke event instead

How about a Snickers and a movie?
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tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:
tommy wrote:
96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe
ugh that's a lot man

pearl jam concerts are expensive af

how about a pearl jam karaoke event instead

How about a Snickers and a movie?
what kind of movie and what size Snickers
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just bought every size of snickers to be sure
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Oof, sorry but there aren't any movies out at the moment that I want to see
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we could make a movie together?
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