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WTF is wrong with this hellsite?

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Is it slow for anyone else? Does anyone else keep getting logged out? Been like that for a couple days or so.
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There have been a lot more active users since the album came out
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Hellsite is working fine for me. Is it possible that you've grown old and feeble and that your PC is riddled with viruses?
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tommy wrote:There have been a lot more active users since the album came out
stop making excuses for them.
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Ello Sailor wrote:Hellsite is working fine for me. Is it possible that you've grown old and feeble and that your PC is riddled with viruses?
Shut up my computer is awesome.

it's also happening on my phone now.
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it is slow loading pages for me as well

waiting that extra .3 seconds is torture in the modern era
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Definitely slower than normal
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Alex hacked the mainframe and is wreaking havoc. Thanks mods.
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The server started smoking and almost caught fire. I pissed on it to put it out. Everything should return to normal soon.
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Really though, I have nfi what it was
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OK, I found the issue. There was a naming issue with one of the default mobile theme folders. It created a massive overload of entries on the error table.

The folder is now corrected and the entries dumped.

Enjoy your hellsite a little faster now.
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Thanks for trying, but it's still a bit sluggish.

It's probably all the dick threads.
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works great now
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:The server started smoking and almost caught fire. I pissed on it to put it out. Everything should return to normal soon.
this is the type of fast, practical, genious thinking we need more of around here

you're promoted
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BurtReynolds wrote:Thanks for trying, but it's still a bit sluggish.

It's probably all the dick threads.
it is definitely due to a shortage of dick threads
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she appears to be taking on more water, captain
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There are still some issues. I've notified the mods. Unfortunately I've had to disable the board Search feature because it is contributing to the load, it will be reinstated soon once this settles down.
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huge load

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Good lookin' out, sarge. Thanks for taking care of us. I'm sure it'll all be right as rain soon enough. We believe in you!
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not having active topics is difficult yeah.
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