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Poll ended at Sat June 01, 2024 2:41 am

Oracle gig (Corporate Shill Bracket finalist)
8
26%
7 years before a follow up to Lightning Bolt (The Band Itself Bracket finalist)
4
13%
Ed’s charity suing that little girl’s family (Way too fucking Hollywood: Ed Being Ed Bracket finalist)
9
29%
The Jamily (Other Bracket finalist)
7
23%
PJ20 opening with “Go” / Dave A. completely left out of HOF (honorable mention finalist)
3
10%
 
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Birds in Hell wrote:It’s very hard not to lose respect for anyone who has a hair replacement procedure.
It's actually very easy if you're not a judgmental prick
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Jorge wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:It’s very hard not to lose respect for anyone who has a hair replacement procedure.
It's actually very easy if you're not a judgmental prick
Unfortunate news for me, I guess!

Look, I just think these guys (or anyone) should accept their genetic fate with gusto.

Accepting your baldness is cool and admirable, presenting an ego-driven facade to the world isn't.
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If I were rich, balding and had lots of free time I would also get my hair done
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Jeff and Eddie have soon completed their transformation into the same person
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Mike wrote:If I were rich, balding and had lots of free time I would also get my hair done
I don't know if I would. Probably not. But I can't imagine giving a shit what anyone else does
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I'm gonna be a beautiful full headed 60 year old
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pearl jam sucks now
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Cool, dignified:

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Whatever the hell is going on here:

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tragabigzanda wrote:Team Judgmental Prick.
Surprise of the century
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pearl jam sucks now
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Jorge wrote:
Mike wrote:If I were rich, balding and had lots of free time I would also get my hair done
I don't know if I would. Probably not. But I can't imagine giving a shit what anyone else does
This is where I am too
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has eddie's hat fallen off in any of the shows yet?

if not, what will happen when if/when it does?

i'm nervous
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rather than hair plugs he should have just embraced and decorated the bald spots with backspacer album art tattoos
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I’ve seen enough videos of Pearl Jam concerts to know that every last one of you looks like shit.
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Yeah I am 45 and might look older than all of them.
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McParadigm wrote:I’ve seen enough videos of Pearl Jam concerts to know that every last one of you looks like shit.
not me. Im the good looking one in some of them.
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I look good, thanks estrogen!
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i am aging fast

no that's not hangover eyes

it's cause i ate carbs after 4pm the day before

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pearl jam sucks now
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I got a lot uglier as I aged, but on the plus side I’m also a lot dumber
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