Happy Birthday Farmer John

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i'm in love with your daughter
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spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.

Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.
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Farmer John wrote:
spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.

Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.

Let's start a commune for lonely rmers
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The only rule - no chicks!
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I'll start printing out the flyers!

"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."
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Happy birthday!
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Farmer John wrote:I'll start printing out the flyers!

"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

Cool, cool. I'll find a plot of land and wire it with explosives so it blows up while we're sleeping .
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tommy wrote:
Farmer John wrote:I'll start printing out the flyers!

"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

Cool, cool. I'll find a plot of land and wire it with explosives so it blows up while we're sleeping .
With my farming skills, combined with your love of explosives - we might really be onto something here
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Farmer John wrote:
spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.

Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.
the one with the champagne eyes
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