The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Do you have Covid?
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I didn’t go in. Got caught up doing work stuff. And couldn’t stay off the can long enough.
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you taking immodium or pounding pepto

drink pedialyte too

dont get dehyrated
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I’ll be searching for Immodium today. We’re working the Predators game tonight and I can’t spend the whole time going back and forth to the bathroom. Already been 3 times since 4am today. It’s 6 now.
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amazing shit this morning

had a mountain of lentils and rice yday for lunch

just woke up and blasting massive playdoh logs halfway to the top of the bowl

easy exit

pungent but healthy aroma

mega satisfying

would eat again
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wease wrote:I’ll be searching for Immodium today. We’re working the Predators game tonight and I can’t spend the whole time going back and forth to the bathroom. Already been 3 times since 4am today. It’s 6 now.
oof

godspeed
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Second big poo poo of the day. Body definitely ridding itself of the terrible diet I’ve had of late
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had some good poops recently

not monsters but

encouraging
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went to a party yday and the food was superb, ate way too much

this morning 3 poops already

first was a monster

more to come

more coffee
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96583UP wrote:went to a party yday and the food was superb, ate way too much

this morning 3 poops already

first was a monster

more to come

more coffee
must’ve been a pizza party
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:went to a party yday and the food was superb, ate way too much

this morning 3 poops already

first was a monster

more to come

more coffee
must’ve been a pizza party
there was some pizza involved
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Very pleased with my dump this morning. One of my all time best. Just a textbook turd. A+ size, shape, and consistency. Virtually zero leftover residue. Wiping was purely ceremonial.
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Farmer John wrote:Very pleased with my dump this morning. One of my all time best. Just a textbook turd. A+ size, shape, and consistency. Virtually zero leftover residue. Wiping was purely ceremonial.
hell of a way to start the week
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Very pleased with my dump this morning. One of my all time best. Just a textbook turd. A+ size, shape, and consistency. Virtually zero leftover residue. Wiping was purely ceremonial.
hell of a way to start the week
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Farmer John living the dream
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belated congrats farmer john
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I'm due a big ol' log or two.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I'm due a big ol' log or two.
Decent log with nothing on wipe. Still feel bloated and had a weird smelling fart. Goodnight.
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a lot of veg yday

dropped a girther this morning
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aggressive diarrhea

too much burrito powder in the tacos
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