The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[spike]

What’s burrito powder?

[doug rr]

aggressive diarrhea

too much burrito powder in the tacos

stay strong flying burrito brother..we've all been there

[bodysnatcher]

Black beans in, refried beans out. A tale as old as time.

[96583UP]

i took some pepto bismol, hopefully will tighten things up

[96583UP]

What’s burrito powder?

[96583UP]

i think i feel a 3rd round coming

[bodysnatcher]

Dunno why I just thought of this or why I’m posting it here, but just thought about making a burrito with jasmine rice and chicken curry and calling it a currito

[96583UP]

i think there is a chain that already does that

https://www.currito.com/our-values/

look at these hunks

the plastic smile on the guy on the left

dying to sell the franchise to a private equity firm

[doug rr]

i think there is a chain that already does that

https://www.currito.com/our-values/

look at these hunks

the plastic smile on the guy on the left

dying to sell the franchise to a private equity firm

I'll contact the guys and ladies at Blackstone and give them a heads up

[96583UP]

they would def consider a referral fee

[96583UP]

i really hope this isn't a norovirus

sometimes they start with big D

then you get the heartburn later

then wake up in the middle of the night puking

i don't want this to be like that

i can do diarrhea

i don't want the abdominal pain of nausea that won't go away for hours

[spike]

thoughts and prayers

[doug rr]

[bodysnatcher]

i really hope this isn't a norovirus

sometimes they start with big D

then you get the heartburn later

then wake up in the middle of the night puking

i don't want this to be like that

i can do diarrhea

i don't want the abdominal pain of nausea that won't go away for hours

It’s prob just run of the mill rrhea, but prayin for you just in case

[96583UP]

feels like its calming down

i hope

[bodysnatcher]

eat another burrito. Sometimes two wrongs make a right

[wease]

Hair of the dog, amirite?

[bodysnatcher]

Had one of those dumps where before it even broke the toilet water’s surface, I knew I was gonna need a shower

[96583UP]

more diarrhea in the morning but feeling optimistic that things are tightening up

[spike]

I had to courtesy flush myself during this morning’s dump. It was the pork verde I ate last night. PUNGENT.