Board is too slow to use

Board is too slow to use

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dad wrote:965UP is onto something. Delete all the stale threads.

Not the gay threads.
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happy memorial day!

maybe we should just start using discord
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96583UP wrote:happy memorial day!

maybe we should just start using discord
Fuck you. I'd rather die.
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spike wrote:
B wrote:You can have fast or you can have search, but you can't have both. Also, no penises, please.
Just confirming there is no plan, is that correct?
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Burt

build us a new site
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i believe in you
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We should have sold the board to Elon when we had the chance
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96583UP wrote:Burt

build us a new site
Then B would fix this site, and I would look like a damn fool with an empty forum.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:Burt

build us a new site
Then B would fix this site, and I would look like a damn fool with an empty forum.
You’re halfway there already!
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tommy wrote:We should have sold the board to Elon when we had the chance
I read this as Elton...maybe we should sell to him..he has a deeper catalogue, more money and better music
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doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:We should have sold the board to Elon when we had the chance
I read this as Elton...maybe we should sell to him..he has a deeper catalogue, more money and better music

Yes, but is he a tech genius like Elon? How many dogshit pickup trucks has he released?
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tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:We should have sold the board to Elon when we had the chance
I read this as Elton...maybe we should sell to him..he has a deeper catalogue, more money and better music

Yes, but is he a tech genius like Elon? How many dogshit pickup trucks has he released?
gene hackman could have this board fixed in 30 minutes
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doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:We should have sold the board to Elon when we had the chance
I read this as Elton...maybe we should sell to him..he has a deeper catalogue, more money and better music

Yes, but is he a tech genius like Elon? How many dogshit pickup trucks has he released?
gene hackman could have this board fixed in 30 minutes

Sure, but imagine how many of us he'd ban. The place would just be you, B, and Stip in about a week.
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tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:
doug rr wrote:
tommy wrote:We should have sold the board to Elon when we had the chance
I read this as Elton...maybe we should sell to him..he has a deeper catalogue, more money and better music

Yes, but is he a tech genius like Elon? How many dogshit pickup trucks has he released?
gene hackman could have this board fixed in 30 minutes

Sure, but imagine how many of us he'd ban. The place would just be you, B, and Stip in about a week.
it would just be those 2 because I've never seen any Star Wars movies
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Dark Matter killed the board. Purge PJ Chat a'la "GD B Enormous Fuck Up", and all returns to normal.
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Tommy and I were talking earlier and this is now an Elton John chat place
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Higgs wrote:Dark Matter killed the board. Purge PJ Chat a'la "GD B Enormous Fuck Up", and all returns to normal.
100% it was the Dark Matter thread
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all thread integrity shall be abandoned henceforth

i will denote what thread each post would have been in, within the body of the post, should i suddenly change context

in this way

i can be spared the extra 0.5-4 second load times per click going in between (vacant) forums
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Talk About Your Day Thread:

Beautiful weather, mid 70s

Planted a tomato and basil garden now that nighttime frost seems to be out of the equation

two baby bird nests are filling my seating area with the faintest tweeting sounds of newborns

deer came in the night and ate the tops/buds off all my rose bushes. they got in early this year while new growth was coming in. less thorns. fuckers

my arborvitae drip lines have reduced my purpose in life

but the camellias, hydrangeas, and roses still need me

did some situps and curls in the sun

gotta look good for the old ladies who drive by out front when i’m watering my roses

screw flanders.
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sounds like a normal weekend in fire island
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