Dark Matter: Worst Bridge

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Which Dark Matter Glam Bridge is the Worst?

They are all terrible and this album belongs in the oven
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Glam Bridge is the future of rock n roll. You are crazy
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100%
I love to cook a Walmart frozen dinner and then splatter a giant fresh cowpie right in the middle
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Ed is Jesus and you are sacriligious for challenging his Creations!!!!!!
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No votes
slabbadong Glabbadap
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Dark Matter: Worst Bridge

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im going to throw some Dark Matter mini tournaments together. Worst bridge will be first. But I need some help:

This will be like choosing between forms of diarrhea: which is the most satisfying sign of ill health?! The stinkier, the better?

Imagine writing an album that is suitable as background music in a Walmart or Bed Bath and Beyond and then deciding to splatter a giant cowpie dressed in perfume, glitter, press-on nails, and heavy mascara right in the middle

this is the Dark Matter Glam Bridge tournament

which is the worst, though?!
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Re: Dark Matter: Worst Bridge

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ok i'll go first
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