Peculiar names you come across IRL

[Higgs]

My wife had a message to call Tung Dong today.

[Vitalogist]

I knew a kid once named Gordon Gunkel. He was a weird kid. He hit his head once and pretended to have amnesia for a few days.

[E.H. Ruddock]

For those of you that know my last name, I have an aunt who married into the family, and her first name is Candy.

I served in the military with a Victor Victoria

I also served in the military with a Buffy Bush

[Bammer]

For those of you that know my last name, I have an aunt who married into the family, and her first name is Candy.

I served in the military with a Victor Victoria

I also served in the military with a Buffy Bush

Doxxing people much?

And veterans at that.

[E.H. Ruddock]

For those of you that know my last name, I have an aunt who married into the family, and her first name is Candy.

I served in the military with a Victor Victoria

I also served in the military with a Buffy Bush

Doxxing people much?

And veterans at that.

Pretty sure if you google either of those, the search results you come up with will not be the people I am talking about, lol. Also, maybe be careful googling Buffy Bush.

[Jorge]

Daniel Sharts

[Ello Sailor]

Hahahaha

[doug rr]

Tabatha Pufpaf

[spike]

Daniel Sharts

I hope he’s a rear admiral.

[wease]

Saw a dude named Ezzard today

[Jorge]

My gastroenterologist's last name is God

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My gastroenterologist's last name is God

And your God's last name is Glass.

[Jorge]

Tanga Wanda

[96583UP]

Awanye Inme

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

Dana Dang.

[Chris_H_2]

i get spammed once or twice a week from a daniel smallwood. poor fellow.

[epilogue]

Met a guy this weekend whose first name is Dundee.

[daft twat]

We have a kid at school and his first name is Chadlee. I don’t condone bullying, but

[Dev]

Dilbert Daniels