Things you have an irrational hatred of

[B]

I had to cancel a flight for my wife. We bought a "Basic Economy" ticket so Delta charges a $99 cancellation fee. That makes sense because only the poorest possible passengers would buy that ticket, so why not charge them the highest possible penalty you can think of.

Are you the poorest possible people?

Perhaps the poorest possible airline passengers.

[spike]

Didn’t Dark Brandon sign some legislation to stop airlines from doing shit like that?

[B]

Didn’t Dark Brandon sign some legislation to stop airlines from doing shit like that?

I had the same thought.

[bodysnatcher]

Just imaging all of the 10c shipping B could pay for with that $100

[tommy]

Spike, the whole Dark Brandon thing is so undignified. I must ask you to stop.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[spike]

Didn’t Dark Brandon sign some legislation to stop airlines from doing shit like that?

It doesn’t take effect until around Christmas time

Ahh

[B]

Just imaging all of the 10c shipping B could pay for with that $100

Technically, I don't pay it. It gets deducted from my credit.

[wease]

Guys that tuck their shirts in when in a casual setting. Work or a social gathering, sure. I can see that and do it in most cases. But just hanging around, why the fuck does your knit polo need to be tucked in? Be comfortable for Christ’s sake.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The Savannah Bananas

[spike]

why do you hate joy?

[wease]

The Savannah Bananas

Other than 2 concerts we worked last year, their games were the highest payouts we had the whole year. Demand was so high for their games this year, we got shut out and unless someone drops out, we won’t be working any of them.

[Bammer]

lenny what do you think of this video?

Bump(s)

[tommy]

The phrase "If you know you know"

Once I hear someone say that I tune them out.

[B]

iykyk

[spike]

I have a space heater up on Marketplace. Everyone who inquires thinks it’s a fucking fan, even though it says space heater in the header and is categorized as one.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

why do you hate joy?

I hate clowns and clown questions bro

[spike]

why do you hate joy?

I hate clowns and clown questions bro

I’m gonna mess your face up so bad you’ll need to wear makeup like a clown. The clown you are.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

why do you hate joy?

I hate clowns and clown questions bro

I’m gonna mess your face up so bad you’ll need to wear makeup like a clown. The clown you are.

What's your net worth?

[Higgs]

When someone asks for your top, number 1 album/song/movie/thing/whatever and every wanker says "Ooh, there's too many to pick just one" and lists 20 things.

Yes, you can pick just one thing. It's not that hard. Man the fuck up.