Tell us about your longest fart

[Bammer]

Was it voluntary? Did you shart during it? What was the purpose of the fart? Did you have fun?

[Bammer]

How do you feel about the smell of your own farts?

How does your partner feel?

Rank your family members farts

Do you think our pets find comfort in the smell of our farts?

Do you think queen Elizabeth found farts funny?

It can vary but generally I’m proud of my own recipes.

Not a fan.

My oldest kid and my dog are tied for the worst ones by far.

Comfort? Maybe???

I think anyone who cares about the royal family is an idiot.

[spike]

Longest was probably north of five seconds. Rarified air, heh.

I don’t enjoy long farts because you start worrying about the shart factor.

[spike]

[96583UP]

way to steal tommy’s thunder

[doug rr]

I used to fart a lot when I was drinking beer..cant put a timing on it though..I quit drinking beer a few years ago and only fart in the early morning when its time to poop

[96583UP]

i also got less gassy when i cut back on beer

that said last week i had a white pizza w clams slice and farted all day as if dead animals were coming out of my butt

[doug rr]

I'm sure I'll be there later as I'm going to grab a big bowl of split pea soup from the pastrami store down the block

[spike]

Beer def brings the fart.

But if I don’t drink IPAs regularly, I get backed up. They are nature’s laxative.

[dad]

Beer def brings the fart.

But if I don’t drink IPAs regularly, I get backed up. They are nature’s laxative.

there's gotta be a better way.

[spike]

Beer def brings the fart.

But if I don’t drink IPAs regularly, I get backed up. They are nature’s laxative.

there's gotta be a better way.

what’s better than beer?

[daft twat]

Was it voluntary? Did you shart during it? What was the purpose of the fart? Did you have fun?

Me aunty Nora farted for five minutes. She also had a minge that looked like a split tennis ball.

[wease]

Why the fuck have you seen your aunt’s twat?

[daft twat]

Why the fuck have you seen your aunt’s twat?

I haven’t. I was just rehashing an old story from my avatar. He saw his aunt’s twat when he was sitting on the floor watching tv and he turned around. She was sitting on the couch wearing a kaftan and he got an accidental eyeful. The description has stuck with me for over twenty years.