Please include "Notify RM" in your will/suicide note

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It's rude to just disappear
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i don't think people on the precipice of eternity are considered with manners
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tree_ wrote:i don't think people on the precipice of eternity are considered with manners
If that were true, would they even leave a note at all?
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Also, that does not apply to wills
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tommy wrote:Also, that does not apply to wills
Bruce Wills?
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tree_ wrote:
tommy wrote:Also, that does not apply to wills
Bruce Wills?
I don't think they'd let him modify his will in his condition
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tommy wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tommy wrote:Also, that does not apply to wills
Bruce Wills?
I don't think they'd let him modify his will in his condition
i rest my case
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I was just looking at my will today, as we’re putting together my Australian visa application. I’ll add this addendum… in blood.
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this is smart

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wease wrote:Mrs Wease knows what to do
What if you die together?
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The previous owner of this account left it in his will, that his wish was that was someone else took over his account and started posting again and finally fixing some things on this antiquated forum.

It's a shit job, but he left me all his porn and black book of booty calls as remuneration. Stipulation was that it was not to be revealed that he'd died and that this was someone else posting on his behalf.
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RIP Frank :peace:
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:The previous owner of this account left it in his will, that his wish was that was someone else took over his account and started posting again and finally fixing some things on this antiquated forum.

It's a shit job, but he left me all his porn and black book of booty calls as remuneration. Stipulation was that it was not to be revealed that he'd died and that this was someone else posting on his behalf.
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:The previous owner of this account left it in his will, that his wish was that was someone else took over his account and started posting again and finally fixing some things on this antiquated forum.

It's a shit job, but he left me all his porn and black book of booty calls as remuneration. Stipulation was that it was not to be revealed that he'd died and that this was someone else posting on his behalf.
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