How many bugs have you killed in your life?
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Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?
This is getting weird
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Do homeless people count?
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Farmer John
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KIDDING!
What a terrible thing to even joke about
What a terrible thing to even joke about
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Whoa
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?
So is that a "no"?
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Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
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Laughed right the fuck out loadFarmer John wrote:Do homeless people count?
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epilogue wrote:Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
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I never said otherwise, tommytommy wrote:epilogue wrote:Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
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We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopathepilogue wrote:I never said otherwise, tommytommy wrote:epilogue wrote:Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
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No, you will agree that I never said that because I never said that, you idiot!tommy wrote:We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopathepilogue wrote:I never said otherwise, tommytommy wrote:epilogue wrote:Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
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epilogue wrote:No, you will agree that I never said that because I never said that, you idiot!tommy wrote:We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopathepilogue wrote:I never said otherwise, tommytommy wrote:epilogue wrote:Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I will accept a judgement on this matter from Jorge, tree or Coach.
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Fairtommy wrote:epilogue wrote:No, you will agree that I never said that because I never said that, you idiot!tommy wrote:We'll have to agree to disagree, you psychopathepilogue wrote:I never said otherwise, tommytommy wrote:epilogue wrote:Just those times when I've set the bug outside instead of immediately killing it. Like there are plenty of times I've relocated a bug rather than squashing the thing.The Argonaut wrote:How have you saved a bug's life?epilogue wrote:Wait, one more follow up... Do any saved bugs work against the total killed number?
Not killing something doesn't count as saving it's life, Joe.
I will accept a judgement on this matter from Jorge, tree or Coach.
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Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?
I can't believe we're letting this thread tear us apart.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?
Are we counting mosquitoes? They ultimately win in the end.
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
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Yes mosquitos definitely count
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Well that inflates the number drastically, going with 3-8-3-7-6.
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
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Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?
i would say i probably kill about a hundred a year
mostly ants and mosquitos
and not counting the crickets i feed to the lizards
mostly ants and mosquitos
and not counting the crickets i feed to the lizards
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Re: How many bugs have you killed in your life?
I gotta hand it to Platy.
What a dumb fucking thing to have its own thread, but he’s got the pulse here and knew it would get some traction.
What a dumb fucking thing to have its own thread, but he’s got the pulse here and knew it would get some traction.
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