The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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the last two weeks or so as standard practice i crack a window when i take my morning dump

its just too consistently pungent

has become a standard business practice
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96583UP wrote:the last two weeks or so as standard practice i crack a window when i take my morning dump

its just too consistently pungent

has become a standard business practice

Do a comical amount of flies enter your bathroom when you open the window?
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i have a screen

so no

but if they did, i would not open the window

and if they did, they would die from the smell
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re-solidifying

wonder what happens when i eat the leftover burrito meat tho
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Big poo rn need softer stool tho
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First big ol log in awhile felt good coming out butt
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And more and more this smells awful
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what’s the paperwork situation?
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dad wrote:what’s the paperwork situation?
Could have been better could have been worse
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Absolutely massive log going on rn
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I'm not going to poop until Coach comes back
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tommy wrote:I'm not going to poop until Coach comes back
Do you still poop in every house you paint in?
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I am concerned about Coach's poops, and Coach
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tommy wrote:I'm not going to poop until Coach comes back
Do you still poop in every house you paint in?
Absolutely.
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have you ever considered leaving an upper decker in one of those houses
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tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tommy wrote:I'm not going to poop until Coach comes back
Do you still poop in every house you paint in?
Absolutely.
How many a week do u average
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can you send us pics so mods will ban you and then we can complain to mods and then we will have something to post about in here other than poop and Ed's hat and me being gay
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Diarrhea everywhere
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what did you eat?
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dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
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