How many bugs have you killed today?

[The Argonaut]

1

[E.H. Ruddock]

This seems overkill and quite frankly it mocks Jorge's good thread. Poor taste argo.

[The Argonaut]

It's like the donut thread but for murder

[tommy]

0 and I intend to keep it that way

[The Argonaut]

That's always my goal for the day, tommy, but there was an ant on my ankle in the bathroom this morning and I made a difficult choice

[tommy]

Sounds like you made the easy choice

[dad]

thank you for your service, argo.

[The Argonaut]

Sounds like you made the easy choice

Wow, you're right. I will remember this next time there is an ant on my ankle

[Bammer]

This seems overkill and quite frankly it mocks Jorge's good thread. Poor taste argo.

Effective? Yes (oddly).

Good? No.

[The Argonaut]

Jorge's thread is asking you to speculate. In this thread, we will collect data. Someday, years from now, when you wonder how many bugs you've killed in your life, which thread will you turn to? The thread where you speculated out loud based on guesswork or the thread where you finally began to count?

This thread has value. Respect it

[The Argonaut]

I just flicked a fly. Not sure if it survived

[BurtReynolds]

0 as far as I know.

[doug rr]

probably 6 flies...we have one of those electric tennis racket shaped killers

[The Argonaut]

I just blew on a little creepy flyer on my sleeve instead of smashing it. Why are so many bugs crawling on me? Do I smell?

[BurtReynolds]

I just blew on a little creepy flyer on my sleeve instead of smashing it. Why are so many bugs crawling on me? Do I smell?

It's probably the factory chemicals.

[Jorge]

I approve of this thread

[dad]

i haven't killed any today.

am i...am i getting soft?

[epilogue]

I just flicked a fly. Not sure if it survived

THAT'S NOT DATA

[E.H. Ruddock]

I see things are really working accurately in here.

[dad]

I just flicked a fly. Not sure if it survived

THAT'S NOT DATA