How many bugs have you killed today?

[The Argonaut]

There was a spider on my neck. I think this thread cursed me. Why are there so many bugs on me today? This is ridiculous. Now I feel itchy all over

[spike]

I approve of this thread

twist!

[The Argonaut]

I'm going to put my final count of the day at four. Bad day to be a bug

[lennytheweedwhacker]

None but there are 40 minutes left in the day so who the fuck knows

[BurtReynolds]

I believe it was 0 today.

[pepperwhiteMFC]

There’s a wicked looking little spider living on the underside of the step in my garage, and it’s taking me awhile to decide if it dies today. I don’t want to kill it, but it can’t stay either.

[epilogue]

I am unaware of any bugs that I killed yesterday or today so far. There was however an already dead cockroach in one of the dressing room showers at work.

[tommy]

There’s a wicked looking little spider living on the underside of the step in my garage, and it’s taking me awhile to decide if it dies today. I don’t want to kill it, but it can’t stay either.

Mail it to Argo

[pepperwhiteMFC]

I am unaware of any bugs that I killed yesterday or today so far. There was however an already dead cockroach in one of the dressing room showers at work.

I resisted stepping on an errant mayfly this week. Maybe the spider will get it today. What’s more merciful? Stepping on a bug that’s going to die anyway - or letting the spider tear its head off and suck its guts out?

[epilogue]

I am unaware of any bugs that I killed yesterday or today so far. There was however an already dead cockroach in one of the dressing room showers at work.

I resisted stepping on an errant mayfly this week. Maybe the spider will get it today. What’s more merciful? Stepping on a bug that’s going to die anyway - or letting the spider tear its head off and suck its guts out?

This maybe deserves its own spin-off thread

[pepperwhiteMFC]

There’s a wicked looking little spider living on the underside of the step in my garage, and it’s taking me awhile to decide if it dies today. I don’t want to kill it, but it can’t stay either.

Mail it to Argo

I’ll mail to whatever HR person he needs me to.

[BurtReynolds]

[dad]

1 spider.

[BurtReynolds]

0. but not for a lack of trying.

[Chris_H_2]

0. but not for a lack of trying.

sounds like it was a half-assed effort though

[BurtReynolds]

you should have seen the size of it. Everything is bigger in texas.

[Ms Harmless]

I killed like five fruit flies that escaped the tub while I was feeding my velvet spider

[doug rr]

you should have seen the size of it. Everything is bigger in texas.

except your shoe apparently

[bodysnatcher]

i've killed – no exaggeration – about 150 moth flies the last 2.5 days

[Monkey_Driven]

i've killed – no exaggeration – about 150 moth flies the last 2.5 days

That seems like an exaggeration