Jorge’s Race War

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Why did Jorge declare war against the gringos?

They took his land and condemned his people to slavery
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To defend the independence of the indigene
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He didn’t - it was a CIA disinformation campaign
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This is what happens when View Active Topics no longer is working
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For the honor of the pampas

To defend the indigenous peoples from the modern ways

For the rights of the oppressed

To protect the right to farm coca

It’s Land or Death

War Against the Gringos

but why?
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Have you read Tree's fucking "I'm an idiotue" thread?

It's enough to cause anyone to start a race war
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shots farah’d!
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can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
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96583UP wrote:can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
basically dances with wolves only latin american version
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96583UP wrote:can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
There’s no way you have a wife and child. Do you know how many “I am gay” threads you’ve started???
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I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
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bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
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bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
There’s no way you have a wife and child. Do you know how many “I am gay” threads you’ve started???
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doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
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96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
Imagine eating lasagna and then going to war for Jorge
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bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
Imagine eating lasagna and then going to war for Jorge
we would be slow and pudgy on the front lines, and require frequent naps
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96583UP wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
Imagine eating lasagna and then going to war for Jorge
we would be slow and pudgy on the front lines, and require frequent naps
Would probably be better than eating eggs that bammer cooked the night before
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he blew the dam to flood the plains and slow our approach

genius

but we will press on
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spike wrote:shots farah’d!
I'm equally impressed and bummed out by this post.
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