i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?
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I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?
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it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?
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that all depends on how much youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz insteaddad wrote:that all depends on how much youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?hatetrust your digestive tract.
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does eating microplastics help you go poopy?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz insteaddad wrote:that all depends on how much youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?hatetrust your digestive tract.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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That’s not even a real thing. I’m too lazy to leave the house todaydad wrote:does eating microplastics help you go poopy?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz insteaddad wrote:that all depends on how much youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?hatetrust your digestive tract.
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I can DoorDash you some habaneros and McNugz even though I think the latter will make things worse.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:That’s not even a real thing. I’m too lazy to leave the house todaydad wrote:does eating microplastics help you go poopy?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz insteaddad wrote:that all depends on how much youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?hatetrust your digestive tract.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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Yes please. Have a concrete from Culver's delivered as well. Thanks fam.dad wrote:I can DoorDash you some habaneros and McNugz even though I think the latter will make things worse.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:That’s not even a real thing. I’m too lazy to leave the house todaydad wrote:does eating microplastics help you go poopy?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz insteaddad wrote:that all depends on how much youlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Should I have three then?dad wrote:it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle thatdad wrote:i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to reactdad wrote:what did you eat?hatetrust your digestive tract.
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on significant antibiotics so my poop now looks like dark black confetti
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PM me some pics96583UP wrote:on significant antibiotics so my poop now looks like dark black confetti
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i will fedex you somelennytheweedwhacker wrote:PM me some pics96583UP wrote:on significant antibiotics so my poop now looks like dark black confetti
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Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
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what was your coffee order?bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
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Drip, like a man.dad wrote:what was your coffee order?bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
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hell yeah.bodysnatcher wrote:Drip, like a man.dad wrote:what was your coffee order?bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
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with whipped creamdad wrote:hell yeah.bodysnatcher wrote:Drip, like a man.dad wrote:what was your coffee order?bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
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boy bye.bodysnatcher wrote:with whipped creamdad wrote:hell yeah.bodysnatcher wrote:Drip, like a man.dad wrote:what was your coffee order?bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity