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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
that all depends on how much you hate trust your digestive tract.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
that all depends on how much you hate trust your digestive tract.
I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz instead
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
that all depends on how much you hate trust your digestive tract.
I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz instead
does eating microplastics help you go poopy?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
that all depends on how much you hate trust your digestive tract.
I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz instead
does eating microplastics help you go poopy?
That’s not even a real thing. I’m too lazy to leave the house today
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
that all depends on how much you hate trust your digestive tract.
I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz instead
does eating microplastics help you go poopy?
That’s not even a real thing. I’m too lazy to leave the house today
I can DoorDash you some habaneros and McNugz even though I think the latter will make things worse.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:what did you eat?
Strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. Pizza for lunch. I’ve been a bit backed up. Took stool softener a few days ago and it’s sometimes slow to react
i'm no doctor, but the next time you're backed up, just eat a whole ass habanero. you'll be cleaned out within 30-45 minutes.
I don’t know if the rest of my body can handle that
it's not like it's going to paralyze you or put you in a coma.
Should I have three then?
that all depends on how much you hate trust your digestive tract.
I’m just going to get a 20 count mcnugz instead
does eating microplastics help you go poopy?
That’s not even a real thing. I’m too lazy to leave the house today
I can DoorDash you some habaneros and McNugz even though I think the latter will make things worse.
Yes please. Have a concrete from Culver's delivered as well. Thanks fam.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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on significant antibiotics so my poop now looks like dark black confetti
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96583UP wrote:on significant antibiotics so my poop now looks like dark black confetti
PM me some pics
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:on significant antibiotics so my poop now looks like dark black confetti
PM me some pics
i will fedex you some
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Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
what was your coffee order?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
what was your coffee order?
Drip, like a man.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
what was your coffee order?
Drip, like a man.
hell yeah.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
what was your coffee order?
Drip, like a man.
hell yeah.
with whipped cream
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Just went to the bathroom in this coffee shop and someone recently laid one of those burning rivers of diarrhea. You can just tell by the lingering acidic smell. Now I’m looking around to see if I can pick out the culprit.
what was your coffee order?
Drip, like a man.
hell yeah.
with whipped cream
boy bye.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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