Red Mosquito

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:12 pm

Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:How do you know it was a lie?
Come on, everyone's met a baby

in a way, nobody has ever met a baby

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:26 pm

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:28 pm

I think a lot of people think they've met a baby when really they've just met a toddler.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:30 pm

This is some Karl Pilkington shit right here.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:34 pm

I am talking about actual babies, not toddlers

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:43 pm

Jorge wrote:I am talking about actual babies, not toddlers

do they introduce themselves? ask anything about you?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon June 24, 2024 1:56 pm

i know, it's hard to answer.. but maybe now you feel a little differently about tom and won't be so quick to judge him in the future

Post by **Jorge** » Mon June 24, 2024 2:02 pm

In any case, I used the word "met," Tom simply said he's never seen a baby in real life.

Which is an obvious lie!

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon June 24, 2024 2:12 pm

Jorge wrote:In any case, I used the word "met," Tom simply said he's never seen a baby in real life.

Which is an obvious lie!

in some ways, nobody has ever seen a baby

Farmer John · Post by **Farmer John** » Mon June 24, 2024 2:24 pm

Maybe he was referring specifically to the baby that Mick Jagger was asking if anybody had seen.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon June 24, 2024 3:02 pm

I've seen a baby.

Post by **Jorge** » Mon June 24, 2024 3:08 pm

Of course you have. Everyone has!

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon June 24, 2024 3:10 pm

i have given birth to two children and i'm not sure if i've ever seen a baby

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon June 24, 2024 3:15 pm

Jorge wrote:Of course you have. Everyone has!

Everyone? How could you possibly know that?

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon June 24, 2024 3:31 pm

Don’t you have a son, Tom?

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon June 24, 2024 3:37 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Don’t you have a son, Tom?

Yes but he's a cat

Post by **Jorge** » Mon June 24, 2024 3:42 pm

tommy wrote:
Jorge wrote:Of course you have. Everyone has!
Everyone? How could you possibly know that?

It's just a thing I know okay

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon June 24, 2024 4:11 pm

This is what will tear RM apart beyond repair

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon June 24, 2024 4:15 pm

tree_ wrote:i have given birth to two children and i'm not sure if i've ever seen a baby

This is fucking hilarious btw. Good shit.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Mon June 24, 2024 4:17 pm

I've seen at least three babies. Maybe more than three.

Tom