House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)

[dimejinky99]

I think that ser cristor fella, head of the kings guard, has stuck his cock out far too far at this point.


I hope he dies screaming.

[Bi_3]

Hess is the worst writer on this show, so much said with so little meaning

[Ello Sailor]

I think that ser cristor fella, head of the kings guard, has stuck his cock out far too far at this point.


I hope he dies screaming.

[Bi_3]

[Simple Torture]

Where my Daeron heads at

[Ello Sailor]

Dayman is still the best Targ IMO

Spoiler: show

[Simple Torture]

Dayman is still the best Targ IMO

Spoiler: show

Better than Anus?

[dimejinky99]

Honestly all the Targaryen names

I’ve just given up. It all sounds the same.
All of them.

The *one* kid gets a nice normal name, luke, gets killed by his cousin with yet another stupid Targaryen name.

I’ve just made up names for them at this point.

[Ello Sailor]

Yeah their names are dumb as hell. The incest is chill tho.

[dimejinky99]

like, is this Aegon, the mad king? or is it another one to come after a ton of more Aegons?

and is this Aegon Jon Snows great granfather or great great great great grandfather?


this is what happens when you make a universe too small and every prick is related to every other prick

[Simple Torture]

The Mad King’s name was Aerys.

[Ello Sailor]

Dime might have fudged some things but I 100% agree. Aids-dick the second with the really big dragon, boy was he something. Aids-dick the third could never.

Fuck off. And cool it with the wigs.

[dimejinky99]

right..

we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand

hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?

and now he's dickin Allicent..which will lead to more sons no doubt..

just cut that devious fuckers dick off and feed it to him and then kill him!!

[dimejinky99]

also

im willing to bet cash money the creepy 'advisor' guy who's just always hanging about and has the foot fetish, is everyone heres favourite character..

yis just seem the type..

[Ello Sailor]

Foot guy has Argo vibes but I'm sure he has a good heart.

[dimejinky99]

Foot guy has Argo vibes but I'm sure he has a good heart.

i was thinking more B or Lenny..but youd know better than me

[Ello Sailor]

B for sure. Lenny has never jerked off to a (female) foot.

[Simple Torture]

right..

we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand

hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?[

Jace and Luke’s father was Harwin Strong, brother of Ser Quinten Tarantino. It was a huge plot point last season and mentioned in this most recent episode.

[dimejinky99]

right..

we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand

hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?[

Jace and Luke’s father was Harwin Strong, brother of Ser Quinten Tarantino. It was a huge plot point last season and mentioned in this most recent episode.

I dont even care if this isnt true i just want some steamy shots with Jace as soon as hes of age..not with his mom though..but this is the targaryens..it probably will be with his mom

[Simple Torture]

right..

we have that ser cristor fella..the head kingsguard and now hand

hes the father of Rhanyers' two sons right?[

Jace and Luke’s father was Harwin Strong, brother of Ser Quinten Tarantino. It was a huge plot point last season and mentioned in this most recent episode.

I dont even care if this isnt true i just want some steamy shots with Jace as soon as hes of age..not with his mom though..but this is the targaryens..it probably will be with his mom

He’s betrothed to…let me do some calculations…his aunt? Second cousin once removed? So it’s a little bit better than his mother.