Buttholes you love but are happy to never stare into again..

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[bodysnatcher]

It's like kissing a peanut

you should have put a little top hat and monocle on it

[Peeps]

are you sure they werent actually nuts and she was transitioning?

[Ello Sailor]

Jorge's story was AI generated. You're all idiots.

Doug and Trag coming face to face with real buttholes is way, way funnier.

[bodysnatcher]

Jorge's story was AI generated. You're all idiots.

Doug and Trag coming face to face with real buttholes is way, way funnier.

Yeah there’s no way Jorge has had sex

[Ello Sailor]

Jorge is the sex guy. I am not disputing the sex. I am disputing the haemorrhoids.

[bodysnatcher]

I’m disputing the sex and not the hemorrhoids, and the hemorrhoids were actually his

[Ello Sailor]

Jorge's dick right now:

[BurtReynolds]

I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get the hell out of this thread that's what I'm gonna do.

[Jorge]

The hemrrhoids, the story, and the sex were all real. I haven't used AI for posting in months

[daft twat]

JFC

I felt this response in my nuggets.

[spike]

good stuff..my first and only trip to a strip club was the day I turned 18 in boulder,co. my friends took me a place called pecos junction which was fully nude so they couldn't sell alcohol back then..you had to spend $5 for a soda or Oj

seattle is like that. or historically was, i think they just recently passed a bill to allow it. fyi.

It was like this in Vegas back in the early 00s as well. Something changed.

We were so bored after ten minutes at that all nude/no booze joint. These two things must go hand in hand, unless you’re a real creep.

[Peeps]

good stuff..my first and only trip to a strip club was the day I turned 18 in boulder,co. my friends took me a place called pecos junction which was fully nude so they couldn't sell alcohol back then..you had to spend $5 for a soda or Oj

seattle is like that. or historically was, i think they just recently passed a bill to allow it. fyi.

It was like this is Wisconsin and Vegas back in the early 00s as well. Something changed.

We were so bored after ten minutes at the all nude/no booze in Vegas. These things must go hand in hand, unless you’re a real creep.

things that go hand in hand while at a strip club in vegas....

i wonder what that could be....hmmm wonder what that could be

[bodysnatcher]

[spike]

This thread will survive that peeps post. It has to.

[96583UP]

why did i click on this thread again

[96583UP]

this is inappropriate content

[96583UP]

you all should be ashamed of yourselves

christ did not die on the cross for buttholes

it's in scripture

[bart]

to think I almost didn’t click on this thread

[Ello Sailor]

The hemrrhoids, the story, and the sex were all real.