Star Wars: Acolyte

[E.H. Ruddock]

So darth teeth’s helmet and something else? Are apparently made of Cortosis, a rare metal that caused the light sabers to short out for a time. This is apparently a thing in some Legends books, although i don’t remember it from the few i read

[dimejinky99]

Apparently so. And it’s been in some of the new comics too.

[tragabigzanda]

Star Wars sucks now

[dimejinky99]

I just saw this and it’s not a bad theory
Would explain a lot

TheAcolyte prediction: The Sith is Sol's son. And of course having a relationship being against the Jedi code is his dark secret and guilt/shame. "No, I am your son."

[E.H. Ruddock]

wtf ruddo

What

[McParadigm]

Spoiler: show

I hope they do a flashback where you get to see the Master say “I’m sending you on a mission, Mae. And there is someone I want you to take with you. Hang on a second, I have to leave the room before he can come in. Don’t go anywhere. This might take a second. No no, don’t come with me. It doesn’t work if you come with me.”

[epilogue]

[epilogue]

Seeing some discussion online about Osha... Do y'all think we're supposed to believe she's dead?

Is she?

[Simple Torture]

Joe.

[epilogue]

Listen, I think the answers are clear and obvious.

[dimejinky99]

People are losing their minds in a good way over this episode especially general public normal folks.

But everyone’s piiiisssseed about the little padawan with the horns getting killed.

[Simple Torture]

Listen, I think the answers are clear and obvious.

Good, because I thought for a second that you were legitimately asking if a character in a Star War died.

[epilogue]

Listen, I think the answers are clear and obvious.

Good, because I thought for a second that you were legitimately asking if a character in a Star War died.

No one even bothered to checked her pulse!

[McParadigm]

“Osha’s alive. This changes everything. I’m going to turn myself in. I’m going to fix this.” (Proceeds to beat up a child)

“What did he mean, I shouldn’t trust you? Why did he say that?” (Proceeds to blindly defend the Jedi 15 seconds later)

“Osha, you’re my sister. I love you. Come with me.” (Nevermind zaps her and literally leaves her for dead)

“The Jedi don’t kill unarmed opponents.” (Flashback to Sol cutting a beautiful forest creature in half when he could have just mind-swiped it to the left).

Everybody: (constantly talks about the past incident)
Osha: “it might really help me out if you just told me what happened.”
Everybody: “I can’t tell you yet, we have to save it for the season climax.”

I just can’t forgive the nonsense writing. It’s like three people who refused to talk to each other split up the writing duties.

[BurtReynolds]

Dime is going to call you a rapist in 5,4,3,2...

[McParadigm]

Dime is going to call you a rapist in 5,4,3,2...

I’m very happy for dime, for all of the things that he enjoys. I also never feel hurt (or the need to respond) when he lashes out. I understand that the lashing out is the product of a deeply felt moment, and moments pass.

He doesn’t have to like or respect what I have to say, just as I don’t have to worry if my opinions offend him. That’s what friendship is.

[B]

Listen, I think the answers are clear and obvious.

Good, because I thought for a second that you were legitimately asking if a character in a Star War died.

No one even bothered to checked her pulse!

Just because I'm not watching the show doesn't mean I'm not here to catch your tired 11 year old references to my unpopular opinions.

[epilogue]

Listen, I think the answers are clear and obvious.

Good, because I thought for a second that you were legitimately asking if a character in a Star War died.

No one even bothered to checked her pulse!

Just because I'm not watching the show doesn't mean I'm not here to catch your tired 11 year old references to my unpopular opinions.

Was that really 11 years ago?

Fuck we're old.

[oneway23]

The choreography and fighting were wonderful, I'll give the show that, but, one thing I just can't wrap my noodle around:

In one scene, earlier in the episode, the Sith literally tells Sol that he won't remove his helmet because Sol will read his mind...Fine.

Not TEN MINUTES LATER, are we really expected to believe that Sol can't tell that he's actually now with Mae and not Osha?!?

Please tell me Sol took her back, despite being well aware of who she is.

[Simple Torture]

Thank god that rat man made it back to the ship.