Doug RR's Daily Banana Facts

[bodysnatcher]

Easily enjoyed by all age groups

[bodysnatcher]

Can be used to hold up a bank

[dad]

Can be used to hold up a bank

1000/10

[doug rr]

Can be used to hold up a bank

1000/10

and it fits in a tailpipe

[dad]

Can be used to hold up a bank

1000/10

and it fits in a tailpipe

you think anyone would fall for that?

[BurtReynolds]

Can be used to hold up a bank

1000/10

and it fits in a tailpipe

you think anyone would fall for that?

[dad]

Can be used to hold up a bank

1000/10

and it fits in a tailpipe

you think anyone would fall for that?

That reminds me of all the big star fish we saw while paddle boarding in puget sound. I’m talking massive.

[doug rr]

I went to Whole Foods this morning at 7am..the first thing on my grocery list was bananas...I forgot to get them..might have to find the strength to walk back later

[bodysnatcher]

i had a bundle of 4 bananas that i bought 2 days ago. picked them up off my kitchen counter yesterday and all 4 of them simultaneously fell off their stems. was left there just holding 4 stems.

[wease]

Man, these European bananas have a much better flavor than the ones we get.

[BurtReynolds]

Neighbor throws out all kinds of food waste, but mostly banana peels. Just dumps them right on the grass in the middle of the apartment complex. Rotten food everywhere. Who does that?

[dad]

i bought some bananas almost two weeks ago, and they refuse to ripen.

i stuck them in a paper bag last night. that didn't help.

[doug rr]

maybe you bought fake plastic bananas

[dad]

i ended up peeling one because i wanted it on my toast.

instant regret, but i powered through.

[Chris_H_2]

maybe you bought fake plastic bananas

[goes to listen to radiohead's "the bends"]

[doug rr]

I'm up at 4 am because the dog had to poop and I was on the internet..



Canadians eat approximately 3 billion bananas a year (on average, that's 83 bananas per person). In Canadian supermarkets, bananas account for over 10% of total sales in the produce section and 1% of total sales.

[doug rr]

happy national banana lovers day...I'm having one soon

[dad]

i'll be celebrating as well.

[Monkey_Driven]

This reminds me I have a bunch of bananas on the counter that are probably ripe now.

[dad]

This reminds me I have a bunch of bananas on the counter that are probably ripe now.

sounds like a good time to make banana bread.