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ok i am out front
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:Let me be clear…I love having guests when I’ve already coordinated with them.
lol you love people
I do not!

Take that back now.
If you love people so much why don't you marry them in your house lolololol
come to my house and let’s see what happens.
Rape?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:Let me be clear…I love having guests when I’ve already coordinated with them.
lol you love people
I do not!

Take that back now.
If you love people so much why don't you marry them in your house lolololol
come to my house and let’s see what happens.
Rape?
Can’t rape the willing.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:Let me be clear…I love having guests when I’ve already coordinated with them.
lol you love people
I do not!

Take that back now.
If you love people so much why don't you marry them in your house lolololol
come to my house and let’s see what happens.
Rape?
Can’t rape the willing.
Will this
*points at entry to ass*
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Dad out here joking about rape but I can't use the r word. Get your shit in line, homie.
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Ello Sailor wrote:Dad out here joking about rape but I can't use the r word. Get your shit in line, homie.
Rigatoni?
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:Dad out here joking about rape but I can't use the r word. Get your shit in line, homie.
Rigatoni?
Rangi!
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I think he’s talking about rizz.

He’s right tho. I shouldn’t have joked about rape.
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dad wrote:I think he’s talking about rizz.

He’s right tho. I shouldn’t have joked about rape.
You definitely should not have.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:I think he’s talking about rizz.

He’s right tho. I shouldn’t have joked about rape.
You definitely should not have.
Kiss my grits.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:I think he’s talking about rizz.

He’s right tho. I shouldn’t have joked about rape.
You definitely should not have.
Kiss my grits.
These lips are made for talking
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dad wrote:He’s right tho. I shouldn’t have joked about rape.
Joke about whatever you please, but never be a virtue-signalling hypocrite. Now get your redacted ass out of here.
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Ello Sailor wrote:
dad wrote:He’s right tho. I shouldn’t have joked about rape.
Joke about whatever you please, but never be a virtue-signalling hypocrite. Now get your redacted ass out of here.
Do you have children?
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Dad is my child. That's why I'm so hard on him.
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I deserve this.
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Ello Sailor wrote:Dad is my child. That's why I'm so hard on him.
Come on dude. Be serious.
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I made children with your mom last light. There were millions on her face for a moment.

They all died.
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I'm going to foe you.
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hehe
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Cab driver just tried to scam me. Here in Athens you can obtain a cab thru the Uber app and you’re charged a flat rate depending on the the destination’s distance from you. Our ride just now was €7. When we arrive the driver tells me I owe €7. I let him know that was paid the the app and he replies “we’re good then, have a good day.”
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