The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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whenever i smell feces that bad now in a bathroom i just assume the person has covid and i will have it soon too
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Or C. Diff.
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Do you ever see a big man come out of the bathroom and think he didn’t shit?
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I've been trying to add more vegetables to my diet lately, so yesterday I boiled some beets and ate them at lunch and dinner. My poop was silky smooth this morning (and red). I'll definitely add these to my diet, along with carrots and broccoli that I already eat.
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my poops have normalized somewhat since the antibiotics

i did make friends with salad

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I think I just shat a baseball
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I think I just shat a baseball
the human anus can expand up to 7 inches, so it's entirely possible
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I think I just shat a baseball
Rawlings?
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doug rr wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I think I just shat a baseball
Rawlings?
Is there any other
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Baller log and a ghost wipe. The latter is rare for me so what a day.
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I've had ghost wipes for the last week and I haven't eaten very well...freaking me out
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doug rr wrote:I've had ghost wipes for the last week and I haven't eaten very well...freaking me out
I'm not sure what should be made of that
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
doug rr wrote:I've had ghost wipes for the last week and I haven't eaten very well...freaking me out
I'm not sure what should be made of that
its a sign of invincibility..Keith Richards syndrome
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I love those farts where you feel like you lose 5 pounds
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Did u fart in Birmingham today
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Did u fart in Birmingham today
Nah didn’t go
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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Did u fart in Birmingham today
Nah didn’t go
Ah well!! I did see in another thread you played I hope you struck the ball well and shook your cute little butt while doing it.
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Just dropped a log while speaking on a conference call. Two safety wipes. Good times.
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Need more fiber. My poops are currently like no-stir peanut butter
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