Celebrities you have NOT met but think are probably cool

[96583UP]

Hank Azaria

I agree

Kim Jong Un

[Farmer John]

Pedro Pascal seems like a lovely guy

[VinylGuy]

Ugh I can’t stand him these days. He is doing a bit of good guy and it’s being too much for me.
I think this started around the junkets for last of us were he seemed desperate to be the great good dory dude and it was too much for me.

[Farmer John]

Ugh I can’t stand him these days. He is doing a bit of good guy and it’s being too much for me.
I think this started around the junkets for last of us were he seemed desperate to be the great good dory dude and it was too much for me.

Well at least he doesn't look sleepy all the time, like he can't really open his eyes. I know how much you hate that.

[oneway23]

Ugh I can’t stand him these days. He is doing a bit of good guy and it’s being too much for me.
I think this started around the junkets for last of us were he seemed desperate to be the great good dory dude and it was too much for me.

Just wait until he starts doing the press junket for Fantastic Four

[VinylGuy]

Ugh I can’t stand him these days. He is doing a bit of good guy and it’s being too much for me.
I think this started around the junkets for last of us were he seemed desperate to be the great good dory dude and it was too much for me.

Well at least he doesn't look sleepy all the time, like he can't really open his eyes. I know how much you hate that.

yeah, fuck that shit

you open your fucking eyes

[Ello Sailor]

Racist as fuck. Ban this guy already.

[Farmer John]

Ugh I can’t stand him these days. He is doing a bit of good guy and it’s being too much for me.
I think this started around the junkets for last of us were he seemed desperate to be the great good dory dude and it was too much for me.

Well at least he doesn't look sleepy all the time, like he can't really open his eyes. I know how much you hate that.

yeah, fuck that shit

you open your fucking eyes

[VinylGuy]

im talking bout those new hot kids like Barry Keougan or something and that timothee fuck

[BurtReynolds]

im talking bout those new hot kids like Barry Keougan or something and that timothee fuck

Probably all of the rat-faced boys are cool.

[spike]

im talking bout those new hot kids like Barry Keougan or something and that timothee fuck

Probably all of the rat-faced boys are cool.

I blame stoned James Franco for all this.

[lvc]

I can't decide if Dave Chapelle would be a fun guy to hang out with or an absolute nightmare. I am fairly confident there isn't a middle ground there, though.

Anyway, I think Bryan Cranston would get my vote. Anybody who is still married to the woman they married before they became famous has got to have some sort of grounded humanity.

Oh, and Dolly Parton. Someone once asked me if there was anyone on earth I thought it was safe to make a statue of (this was in the midst of statues getting vandalized in my city for being of historical figures nobody liked anymore) and the only person I could think of was Dolly Parton.

[bodysnatcher]

keanu reeves is the answer

[VinylGuy]

I can't decide if Dave Chapelle would be a fun guy to hang out with or an absolute nightmare. I am fairly confident there isn't a middle ground there, though.

Anyway, I think Bryan Cranston would get my vote. Anybody who is still married to the woman they married before they became famous has got to have some sort of grounded humanity.

Oh, and Dolly Parton. Someone once asked me if there was anyone on earth I thought it was safe to make a statue of (this was in the midst of statues getting vandalized in my city for being of historical figures nobody liked anymore) and the only person I could think of was Dolly Parton.

Chapelle seems to be too self conscious to be a good hang. Probably insufferable

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[bodysnatcher]

yeah, there's certainly an air to him that – at this point – part of him thinks his shit don't stink

[96583UP]

Dom Deluise

[Farmer John]

I only know him from Shogun, but I would like to be friends with this guy

[Bammer]

keanu reeves is the answer

$@&#%£!!!

Beat me to it

[Ello Sailor]

Keanu was on the Tony Hawke podcast and he's such a labrador. Who doesn't love labradors?