House of the Dragon (2022, HBO2theMAX)

[dimejinky99]

that scene isnt in it over here..hes just in a knot and shes cuddling him
the bit when he stands upand his wang is waving around is though
weird

[Ello Sailor]

It's not Aemond getting head, it's the first "room" Aegon pulls the curtains on.

The wang waving was very Trainspotting. Kinda funny how he just doesn't give a shit.

[bada]

Go to any locker room in America if there are guys over 60 their wangs are sure to be out.

[Ello Sailor]

Hard pass.

Or passing thru while hard?

[Mecca]

It was obviously a prosthetic; that guy would be in another film genre if that was real. Although, Shae was played by a former porn actress…

[Ello Sailor]

It was obviously a prosthetic

Great fucking analysis, Mecca. Thank you.

[Mecca]

It was obviously a prosthetic

Great fucking analysis, Mecca. Thank you.

I’ll just go back to disappearing for the summer like I used to do

[Ello Sailor]

I like to think you're a banished dragon like Cannibal, or a natural recluse like Seasmoke.

[Mecca]

I like to think you're a banished dragon like Cannibal, or a natural recluse like Seasmoke.

The cannibal wasn’t really banished; it never accepted a rider

Seasmoke was abandoned which is more my story.

[Ello Sailor]

Well now I feel bad. Thanks bro.

[dimejinky99]

I like to think you're a banished dragon like Cannibal, or a natural recluse like Seasmoke.

speaking of banished dragons.. apparently theres an even bigger dragon than Vaghar inside that cave at Dragonstone, and thats who Daemon was trying to coax out in an earlier episode?

[Ello Sailor]

Sadly not. That's Vermithor. Second biggest, and without rider. Probably cannot be bothered with any of this bullshit.

The sad reality is that Vhagar is the biggest nuke.

[dimejinky99]

Sadly not. That's Verminthor. Second biggest, and without rider. Probably cannot be bothered with any of this bullshit.

The sad reality is that Vhagar is the biggest nuke.

Is it around in this timeline? i cant remember the book

[Ello Sailor]

Dragon timelines are different to ours. They're big cunts until they're not. Vermithor's big cunt status is currently: yes.

[dimejinky99]

Dragon timelines are different to ours. They're big cunts until they're not. Vermithor's big cunt status is currently: yes.

well is he gonna inflict his big cunt wangness in this series? and he has no rider? maybe he just has a grudge against that other big cunt Vaghar and needs to take it out so as not to face any competition?
natural selection/survival of the fittest n all that

[Ello Sailor]

I don't think dragons hold grudges. The most fucked up thing about Vhagar destroying Meleys is that they would have flown together for decades. Shit is pretty messed up, man. Let's get back to pulverizing the heads of mortal men like The Mountain did.

[dimejinky99]

I don't think dragons hold grudges. The most fucked up thing about Vhagar destroying Meleys is that they would have flown together for decades. Shit is pretty messed up, man. Let's get back to pulverizing the heads of mortal men like The Mountain did.

well theyre dragons..literally cold blooded killers..

but yes..lets return to mashing and squishing heads

[Ello Sailor]

Extremely hot-blooded killers*

Sunfire's entrails scorched the soldiers as you saw.

[dimejinky99]

good point

i dont think that dragon is dead..in bad shape for sure but it was still breathing in that scene

[Ello Sailor]

Even if he lives, it's such a crapshoot. Years mean strength in dragon terms, and Vhagar is a cranky matriarch with the biggest dick labia.

Cheers, Dime. Let's talk dragons again sometime soon.