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Jorge vs. Doug is going to be a great feud

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doug rr wrote:night time work out people...I'm only up because my wife is on her way home and the dog needed to go out..the dog run is down on the 6th floor where the gym is..its always crowded at night with amazon, google and Microsoft people that never look at you, have buds in their ears 24/7 and dont take their eyes off their phones..
That's awful. All those people going about their lives, minding their own business. I'm sorry you have to deal with that
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These guys are really going at it. Too much under 9s tee-ball for you, Bammer.
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jorge’s race war has no limits
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Gonna be a bloodbath
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tragabigzanda wrote:Two titans of leisure, drifting peacefully in their respective vacation home pools while their butlers feud on their behalf.
“Two titans of leisure” is so funny. Big laugh over here.
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It is especially funny coming on the heels of my recent post about having a mental breakdown due to stress and overwork
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I see Doug as a father figure and he will be spared in the race war
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:It is especially funny coming on the heels of my recent post about having a mental breakdown due to stress and overwork
Yes but you subsequently cleared your schedule for max chill time
But now he has a RM feud on his hands. It never stops!
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Being wealthy aristocrats, they will settle this with a duel.
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Titan of Leisure should be new rm ranks for doug and Jorge.
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I am willing to admit when I am wrong.

This feud sucks.
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dad wrote:Titan of Leisure should be new rm ranks for doug and Jorge.
Seconded
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Jorge wrote:It is especially funny coming on the heels of my recent post about having a mental breakdown due to stress and overwork
I missed your post about this, I’m sorry to hear about that. Stress from work is no joke. Hope you are feeling better. You should listen to some Bjork, her voice is really calming.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Jorge wrote:It is especially funny coming on the heels of my recent post about having a mental breakdown due to stress and overwork
I missed your post about this, I’m sorry to hear about that. Stress from work is no joke. Hope you are feeling better. You should listen to some Bjork, her voice is really calming.
I missed it as well...feud over..lets just go back to loving the cure and Lenny
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jorge’s false-flag operation has succeeded in this battle

but the war is not over

no one is safe

the pampas celebrate tonight
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Jorge wrote:It is especially funny coming on the heels of my recent post about having a mental breakdown due to stress and overwork
I didn’t see that. Sorry. What was that like? The mental breakdown, I mean. How did it manifest - publicly or privately? I feel like I’d have been there years ago without exercise and functioning alcoholism.
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Work stress sucks. Especially if you love your work but you know it’s killing you.
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i think jorge likening doug to officer krupke is pretty insensitive but should be effective in rallying the humble trabajadoras to his revolutionary cause
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