Share the dream you had last night

[wease]

had a dream last night that i had a pube hair that was longer than my leg

That would be amazing!

[coptheriotact]

Playing basketball in jeans, everything was slippery, I was very slow and there was too many people on the court.

I ruined the game

[coptheriotact]

I was queuing in a function room to re-perform a comedy skit , (the first time wasn’t in the dream for some reason) I was asking if I needed to do something new or just read the same part from the book I was holding. Then as usual , I realize I hate everything and want to run away. But I realized I could just keep going to the back of the line.

I eventually sat down at a dining table and started throwing paper, spoons, biscuits and just being a general brat.

[coptheriotact]

I was queuing in a function room to re-perform a comedy skit , (the first time wasn’t in the dream for some reason) I was asking if I needed to do something new or just read the same part from the book I was holding. Then as usual , I realize I hate everything and want to run away. But I realized I could just keep going to the back of the line.

I eventually sat down at a dining table and started throwing paper, spoons, biscuits and just being a general brat.

[doug rr]

for whatever reason my wife and I were driving back home from Vancouver in different cars and we were in different lines at the border crossing..I got stopped because I realized my wife had my passport and I had no ID..3 border agents searched my car and bags but my wife had no idea..I had to get out of my car and they towed it away..I finally got my wife on the phone and she was already at home..it was about that time I was so stressed that I woke up

[BurtReynolds]

Had a dream where I was at work and we were setting up for some large outdoor event. There was a problem with the sound, so a guy had to jump in a vat of water to hook up some cables. He died in the act, not by electrocution or drowning, but by getting his neck slashed on something. Also another coworker had died by suicide earlier that day. We were all pretty tired and angry about it and i decided to go home. The event was cancelled and thousands of people were suddenly trying to leave at once. Another random guy tried to hang himself with a cartoonishly thick rope but we tackled him and sat on him for awhile until the cops came. While we were doing that, an annoying guy I knew saw me and kept trying to make small talk even though we were clearly in the middle of something. Getting an Uber home was a nightmare, but I finally got a ride and woke up.

[BurtReynolds]

I moved to someplace like Colorado (or maybe Utah). I didn't have a car so I rented some old beat up car with different colored panels. Anyway, I walked to the garage and 5 guys were trying to steal it. At first I thought I could scare them off, but they didn't seem to care that I caught them and loaded my car into a huge van and took off. I was going to call the police but I couldnt figure out how to work my phone and I knew they wouldn't do anything anyway. So I jumped in another car (apparently I had one) and tried to chase them down. I thought I lost them but I pulled into a mechanic shop and there they were. I thought the people in the shop would help me get my car back, but they didn't.

Then I had to pay $500 to the rental place to pay for the car.

[Jorge]

I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen attended my brother's wedding as a guest, and he said something that in the dream felt very profound but upon waking really doesn't: "half the world is just a Chinese hill."

[Jorge]

I dreamt that I watched American Beauty for the first time in years and the plot was completely different from how I remembered it. Now it was about Kevin Spacey's character discovering he has the power to get people to bend to his will as long as he is making physical contact as he makes his request. He then walks around a shopping mall using this power to get retail workers to give him free things

[Jorge]

Dreamt that I was traveling somewhere and staying at an apartment owned by my family. Before I settled in I talked to my cousin Gabriella on the phone who told me "it's a nice apartment, and most people don't find it that scary." I asked what she meant and she explained that it was haunted but pretty harmless, and that the scariest thing I'll encounter is the spirit of a woman who roams the rooms and maybe the sound of some children laughing, but none of it would hurt me.

I interpreted this to mean that it was like a "haunted" ride, like it was a fake "haunted apartment" experience that people paid for, so I asked her if there was a way to turn it off so I could just rest. And she was like "uh no, it is ACTUALLY haunted." And I was like "whatever." But then I laid in the bed for an eternity feeling anxious about seeing the ghost. It was awful. I was in bed dreaming about being in bed feeling scared. Hated it! I never saw the ghost but I woke up all freaked out!

[Ello Sailor]

the scariest thing I'll encounter is the spirit of a woman who roams the rooms

Wow that's not scary at all!

[Jorge]

Yes she was so casual about it, it pissed me off. And then lying there waiting for something to happen was very intense. I just woke up like 20 minutes ago and I'm still kinda shaken up

I'm not watching that video!

[Ello Sailor]

I had a dream that I had to fight Joel McHale's character from The Bear and I front-kicked him like Anderson Silva does to Vitor Belfort at UFC 126. I actually kicked my covers which sent my phone into the wall. Damn you, Joel McHale!

Spoiler: show

[spike]

Ello passes out masturbating to tarpless dudes yet again.

[Ello Sailor]

ha ha yeah man

got his ass

[Jorge]

I've had some random-ass dreams but last night might take the cake: I dreamt that my sister had been tapped to deliver a comprehensive report for Joe Biden explaining all the different gaming consoles over the years

[E.H. Ruddock]

Was Intellivision one of them

[VinylGuy]

this happened last week:

I was in a very fancy and cool elevator going underground, arrived at this very small and chic place, with a podium, some design chairs, a weird huge window were you can see the desert. Some people were there. The vibe was relaxed but also sad. I realized then that i was at a Chris Cornell mass, just for friends and relatives.

Matt and Kim were there. Fran Drescher(!) appears and says ¨are you going to start today?¨ and i say ¨of couse¨

Everyone gathers around and i just cant speak. Im mute. That goes for a bit as i rush to the bathroom and i just cant say a word.

Woke up like it was a fucking nightmare.

[Chris_H_2]

Was Intellivision one of them

ColecoVision

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Man I wish I remembered my dreams in more detail. I've had a lot of weird, intricately woven ones lately.