Song of the Summer 2024

[Bammer]

All the fkn kids in my neighborhood love this terrible rap song called BAND4BAND

[dad]

I found it, guys. You can stop looking.

[dad]

jk. It’s a cute song tho.

[Bammer]

Hozier's new jawn is on the radio like 5 times a day and is kinda awesome

100% it is this song. It’s called Too Sweet.

[Jorge]

Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" beats it in both airplay and quality

[warehouse]

Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" beats it in both airplay and quality

i cant believe i just listened to this.

no, hozier is better in every way.

[dad]

for some reason, i've never been able to make it through an entire hozier song.

today is no different.

[Ello Sailor]

Hozier kinda rips because the bassline does. I'm basic like that.

[warehouse]

for some reason, i've never been able to make it through an entire hozier song.

today is no different.

listen to it sped up

[Ello Sailor]

[dad]

for some reason, i've never been able to make it through an entire hozier song.

today is no different.

listen to it sped up

i'm good, thanks.

[Jorge]

for some reason, i've never been able to make it through an entire hozier song.

today is no different.

Yeah I don't like his stuff at all

[Ello Sailor]

Wow. We've endured the Macarena, Mambo #5 and Crazy Frog, but you guys can't deal with a little Hozey. Get fucked.

[Higgs]

Hozier is touring here with Joy Oladonku as support, and I'd really love to see her. Checked tickets but can't pull the trigger as already spending waaay too much this year on leisure activities.

I enjoy some of Hozier's stuff and can defo get behind this sentiment when he gets groivy:

Hozier kinda rips because the bassline does. I'm basic like that.

[Bammer]

Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" beats it in both airplay and quality

i cant believe i just listened to this.

no, hozier is better in every way.

Does it have a lot of swearing?

[Ello Sailor]

Jorge is a poptimist. That is, he will exaggerate the worth of pop music despite... well, you know.

[Jorge]

I like "Espresso" quite a bit, but that Hozier song is just so bland and dull. In any case, if we're measuring "song of the summer" in terms of popularity there's little competition, "Espresso" has hundreds of millions more streams on every platform

[Ello Sailor]

in terms of popularity there's little competition, "Espresso" has hundreds of millions more streams on every platform

[Kevin Davis]

Hozier always felt a bit too close to that early 2010's Imagine Dragons, Of Monsters and Men, etc. sound for my tastes. I have a reflexive dislike of stuff that flirts with that sound -- never really cared for the music to begin with, but some unpleasant memories push it over the edge.

[Ello Sailor]

Imagine Dragons

What. The. Fuck?